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David

@ActiveTake

Professional shitposter

 Lexington, KY
Joined March 2021
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audrey@phlegmmeSep 25
Alcohol is the #1 obstacle to weight loss. Just one beer is 200 calories. That means the average person is consuming over 4,000 extra calories every single workday
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Hey @Grok is India 🇮🇳 producing a concrete mix made from processed fecal sludge, nicknamed poocrete?
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Let the de-flocking begin, patriots.
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.@grok, how much has Bill Cassidy accepted from pharmaceutical companies?
U.S. Senator Bill Cassidy, M.D. (@SenBillCassidy) profile pictureU.S. Senator Bill Cassidy, M.D.
@SenBillCassidyAug 10
I’m a doctor. This executive order is wrong. The President does not have the expertise to make these changes. Vaccines are overwhelmingly safe. Vaccines are effective. Vaccines DO NOT cause autism. Breaking up vaccines will mean children have to get more shots to get the same protection, not fewer shots. It will increase hesitancy and make children less safe. Parents should listen to their child’s pediatrician about vaccines rather than listening to an inaccurate executive order. This is so wrong. teapaw.org/axios/status/208688294…
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In “Apocalypto,” Mel Gibson transports you into the mind of a Mayan 500 years ago. In “The Northman,” Robert Eggers transports you into the mind of a Viking a thousand years ago. In “The Odyssey,” Christopher Nolan transports you into the mind of a liberal woman in 2017.
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The black mother who made her family walk out on a $300 restaurant bill in Orlando, Florida, has been identified as Adeliah Jones, a resident of Flint, Michigan, who is vacationing in Florida. It would be a shame if we ended their vacation.
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@ActiveTakeJun 22
If a cat walks up to you and shows you their asshole, that's a sign of great respect in their culture
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How did white people become the protectors and defenders of every group except white people?
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Ben Owen
@hrkbenowenJun 5
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Karmelo's family blew their half mil on koolaid wings, an escalade, and trips to Miami and now their son is utilizing a public defender in a highly publicized, pov filmed murder case with lots of witnesses. lmao
Breanna Morello (@BreannaMorello) profile pictureBreanna Morello
@BreannaMorelloJun 5
🚨UPDATE🚨 Body camera is being played in the court room. Austin Metcalf’s twin brother, Hunter, is heard in the video saying, “Oh my God. He's my best friend. He's my brother.” Hunter begins praying out loud. Karmelo Anthony isn’t reacting to the video. Hunter Metcalf isn’t in the courtroom while it’s being played.
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All I’m saying is that no one who dies and comes back to life says they saw Mohammad.
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@ActiveTakeMay 14
He's confident he can fix it after watching the YouTube video. Now strip the screw.
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It’s illegal to feed wildlife at national parks because they get dependent on handouts and forget how to survive. Kinda sounds familiar doesn’t it?
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This is the kind of weed God put on earth for us to smoke not the dispensary pack from a half century of CIA research
Mac 🍃 (@ihymacc) profile pictureMac 🍃
@ihymaccApr 20
My uncle told me he has weed to give me for 4/20 and he hands me this
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Pontius Pilate wanted to free Jesus, but faced serious pressure from the Israel Lobby.
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I’m not on your side.
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日本人が移民を嫌がる理由、完全にコレ。
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Sean Davis
@seanmdavApr 1
If I break into your home and still your jewelry, it means I am a member of your family and entitled to your inheritance.
End Wokeness (@EndWokeness) profile pictureEnd Wokeness
@EndWokenessApr 1
Justice KBJ: "If I steal a wallet in Japan, I am subject to Japanese laws….. in a sense, it's allegiance." Her case for birthright citizenship:
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He got five years just for being nearby when George Floyd overdosed
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Dustin Grage (@GrageDustin) profile pictureDustin Grage
@GrageDustinMar 30
🚨 BREAKING: Abdul Abubakar Ali, who claimed to have served 1.5 million meals through Feeding Our Future, will serve just one year and one day in prison. Why would anyone follow our laws when there are virtually no consequences?
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