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Tatum MVP campaign lasted less than 24 hours lol
Paul George was heard saying “I can’t f***ing win with these cats” as he headed to the locker room following his Celtics debut loss..
😳😳😳
(Via @ChrisBHayne)
Jeb (Steven Adam's Stunt Double) retweeted
Jayson Tatum might just be Justin Herbert in a Celtics jersey
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see normal people don’t understand that a 285 million dollar contract isn’t really that much because you have to pay taxes and also have to pay someone to play a gold harp as your personal chef prepares your dinner
Jaylen Brown says he bought a gold harp, and now has someone come over twice a week to play it as the sun goes down while his chef cooks dinner
“My favorite purchase, I think my best, my most favorite purchase was, I bought a harp. I bought like a gold harp. I got it upstairs too…”
“I got a harpist that come play like twice a week. While the sun is going down, chef is in the kitchen. You know what I mean? Just…”
Lebron and KD really competing to be the most sensitive player of all time
zero self awareness
#blameKD even though KD stayed on top of his game at 36 and got u back this “culture” you love so much. Aye, Matthew acts like I got arrested for a DUI or sumn. Back to threads 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Ross, Burlington, Marshalls, etc... all have every colorway of the Aja 1 sitting for $50 or less
This is 100% going to make things much worse
The NBA and prominent sportsbooks have agreed to ban multiple types of bets, per me and @DavidPurdum, such as:
- Parlay bets involving the under on the same player's statistics
- "First of" market; examples: winner of opening tip, an individual's specific shot, rebound, assist, steal
- Under bets on players expected to play less than 12 minutes a game
This is why peaking in college might actually be worse than peaking in high school
Johnny Manziel says he drank lean thinking his birthday gave him a free pass from drug testing, only to fail a test the very next day
“I’ll never forget mine. Shout out to Dwayne Bowe. 2015 in Cleveland, on my birthday, we went out, and he mixed up some lean, a couple cups of lean.”
“And of course, I didn’t think they would test me the day after my birthday. I come in, like, December 7th, yada yada, fail my second test for promethazine.”
Jeb (Steven Adam's Stunt Double) retweeted
i have him 9th all time. let’s talk about it, mj, kobe, steph, magic, bird, timmy, hakeem, lebron. all these players played on one team and won way more than he did in far less time. he also kept jumping ship to win rings and still
lost more than he won and played with more hofs
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No handles
No defense
No bag
No jumper
In 24 seasons of professional basketball he’s still fundamentally the same player he was when he entered the league.
That’s the legacy of LeBron James.
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🚨 BONUS CASH GIVEAWAY 🚨
We're adding $100 to the pot for every reception by Chris Olave and Drake London tonight!
10 people will split the final prize pool.
To enter:
1️⃣ Repost this
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Chris Olave and Drake London's per game stats over their last 10 games with Tyler Shough and Michael Penix Jr.:
Olave - 10.1 targets, 6.9 receptions, 91.5 yards, 0.6 TDs
London - 10.4 targets, 6.9 receptions, 100.4 yards, 0.6 TDs
play.underdogsports.com/vgwg…
Jeb (Steven Adam's Stunt Double) retweeted
🚨 BONUS CASH GIVEAWAY 🚨
The Falcons have a real QB this week, so we're adding $100 to the pot for every reception by Kyle Pitts and Drake London tonight!
10 people will split the final prize pool.
To enter:
1️⃣ Repost this
2️⃣ Follow @Underdog
3️⃣ Follow @UnderdogNFL
Drake London's per-game averages with Michael Penix Jr. last season:
10.4 targets
6.7 receptions
90.0 receiving yards
0.7 TDs
16.5 fantasy points
play.underdogsports.com/vgwg…
Jeb (Steven Adam's Stunt Double) retweeted
dudes think they’re dunking on her. god forbid someone cares about their product. i would kill to see Jimmy Haslam show he cares even 1/10th this much about the browns
Colts Owner Carlie Irsay-Gordon is asking coaches why plays were called in London 😂
Imagine having her as an owner 😳
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Carlie Irsay-Gordon has observed Colts sideline communications with a headset and playbook for over a decade to learn operations, not to question or direct coaches about specific plays. This practice long predates the London game and does not involve interference.
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The one downside of trading for McCarthy is the Giants run the risk of Skattebo realizing he isn’t the same person as Dart which might cause him to reject and eat the young qb
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Luka told Rob Pelinka he doesn’t want to be the Lakers ‘GM’:
“Ultimately, I have the final responsibility to make calls on the roster and Luka is very clear like, 'I want you to do your job. I don't want to be the GM, I don't want to be the head coach. JJ, you are the coach, Rob, you are the GM and president. Do your jobs.'”
(via @ESPNLosAngeles)
LeBron is #3 at best
ESPN’s list of the top 25 players of the 21st century 🍿:
1. LeBron James
2. Kobe Bryant
3. Steph Curry
4. Tim Duncan
5. Shaquille O’Neal
6. Kevin Garnett
7. Nikola Jokic
8. Dwyane Wade
9. Kevin Durant
10. Dirk Nowitzki
11. Giannis Antetokounmpo
12. Steve Nash
13. James Harden
14. Jason Kidd
15.Chris Paul
16. Kawhi Leonard
17. Manu Ginobili
18. Allen Iverson
19. Anthony Davis
20. Ray Allen
21. Tony Parker
22. Draymond Green
23. Russell Westbrook
24. Pau Gasol
25. Luka Doncic
(via ESPN)
