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—.—.—.—.—Adam.—.—.—.—.—. #HBRP - #HHRP “OHHHH look at you, such a pathetic little being. The heavens will rid of your sin, once and for ALL!”
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ᅠ He’s kneeling down , hands moving out to pull her close as he surveyed the woman . “ Are you harmed ? What happened ? Did someone 𝐃𝐎 something ? “
ㅤ another harsh swallow before the body was dropped ◞ quiet 𖬺 stifled sobs to follow. she didn’t dare look towards him. ゛ something is… wro͟ng with m-me. ㅤ
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ᅠ You , uh . You 𝐝𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐠 okay . . ?
ㅤ 𝐠𝐮𝐥𝐩 ◞ then another. there are sounds of struggle beneath the loud swallows - wings beating desperately 𖬺 wheezed ◞ ragged breaths. yet only hard huffs came from eve. ㅤ
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ᅠ “ . . . “ The next solution would’ve been a bit more wild , yet could have less harm done . “ 𝐖𝐇𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐓 if I like , cut your wings off ? We could just clip them or something . Right . . ? “
`` You think she doesn’t know I’m not happy? She doesn’t care. `` This wasn’t the solution, this /couldn’t/ be the solution, mainly because Lute would die for GOOD attempting it!! They both know that, deep down.
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ᅠ Grumbling to himself , he couldn’t go and let her just do things her way . But perhaps there may be a solution . “ Uh . . 𝐈. Why not just , TALK to Sera ? Say you’re unhappy and want to VISIT ! She let’s that 𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇 Emily visit Charlie all the time . “
Replying to @HEARTINAHEADLCK
There was a desperation in her expression, a desperation Adam had only seen once, when his vision darkened and she cried above him. She was just as desperate for saving as she was then. How awful has heaven been treating her? That she rather take /this/ route than just leave?
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ᅠ Adam , Adam didn’t know 𝐖𝐇𝐀𝐓 to say . Who starts off a conversation LIKE THAT ! ? How could he possibly . . “ 𝐖𝐇𝐘 not just , abandon your post . Say that you worship that fucker LUCIFER or some shit , that’ll make you FALL ! “ +
Pausing, staring at him genuinely surprised. She’s serious. `` Wh- Heaven has been AWFUL without you! Nobody is listening to me, nobody will even take me seriously! They just.. want me to stand quietly in the corner like a decorative bird in a cage!! +
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ᅠ His mouth had been agape , sandwich still clutched in hand as she spoke . She wasn’t joking , was she ? She was being serious . “ 𝐖𝐀𝐈𝐓𝐖𝐀𝐈𝐓𝐖𝐀𝐈𝐓 . You’re not actually — considering this , right ? “ +
Replying to @HEARTINAHEADLCK
Lute is heavenborn, there is no human soul to reincarnate into Hell Luke Adam’s. Presumably, none of the fallen exorcists seemed to wake up with him. So that meant if she went through with it she’d just…disappear. Was it really that bad? Has heaven been that hard on her?
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“ I MEAN ! — Don’t get me wrong , Heaven SUCKS sometimes . But it’s not worth , 𝐃𝐎𝐈𝐍𝐆 that ! “
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ᅠ Blink , blink . “ 𝐔𝐇 . Yeah ? I mean . What’s stopping you from just staying down here ? You don’t ever gotta go back up , Y’know . “
Her sandwich was more squished than anything, held tight in her hands until the contents spilled out. `` I can’t do this anymore…. With heaven, with Sera and Abel, with hiding my visits to *you*. ..I think I know a way to join you without being detected, permanently. ``
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ᅠ He’s digging into his sandwich as she started to speak , stuffing his mouth with the contents of it . “ 𝐘𝐞𝐚𝐚- 𝐌𝐦. 𝐇𝐡 ? What’s mmph . . “ He finished chewing , swallowing . “ What’s 𝐔𝐏 ! ? “
The look on her face looked like she was trying to swallow bitter poison, expression scrunched and eyes avoiding his. She didn’t want to hear his weak attempts to cheer her up, not with what she needs to tell him. `` Adam, stop… I… I’ve been thinking— ``
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Did someone say “Luci”? #HelluvaBoss‌ #HelluvaBossSeason3
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ᅠ He felt like apologizing , but doubled down . “ 𝐔𝐡 . Did you know that demonic tampons exist ? Could probably like , 𝐔𝐒𝐄 those , Y’know . “
Immediate murderous glare in his direction. She doesn’t even laugh at that joke on a *good* day.
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Hello guys I’ve made something silly
—— 𝐈'𝐌 𝐀 𝐌𝐀𝐆𝐈𝐂 ?! —— 𝚃𝚘𝚝𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚢 𝙽𝚘𝚝 𝙻𝚞𝚌𝚒𝚏𝚎𝚛 . -
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ᅠ “ Uh . You don’t sound happy , Lute . “ Anyone could tell that she was upset , it had been really visible . “ - You on your period ? “
The pauses she took were probably painful, just this awkward emptiness her voice was late to fill. Lute’s expression was unreadable, this darkness hidden under the mental mask she wore. `` It’s heaven, it’s ‘paradise’. ``
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ᅠ “ 𝐇𝐄𝐘 ! No bad tit-talk at the table ! “ He’s trying to miserably flirt . It sounded corny . “ — 𝐀𝐍𝐘𝐘𝐘𝐖𝐇𝐎𝐎 ! . . Uh , how’s it been ? Heaven and shit . “
Replying to @HEARTINAHEADLCK
She grimaced when he slid the sandwich over, scoffing lightly. Regardless she unwrapped it, beginning to pick at the bread. `` Not like they were that big to begin with. ``
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ᅠ He took 𝒐𝒏𝒆 looonnnng look at her , and then scoffed . Turning to the imp , he ordered two of the jumbo (insert cool sandwich name here) sandwiches . — A few minutes passed , and eventually the meals came . With Adam beckoning Lute on over to a seat , +
`` …I’m..actually not that hungry, Sir. `` In her defense she hasn’t been hungry in a long time, it’s possible Adam noticed the way her ribs were beginning to become visible after her shower. If he noticed he didn’t say anything, not that she wanted him to.
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pushing the other sandwich in front of her . “ You 𝐋𝐎𝐎𝐊 like you haven’t eaten in dayyys , 𝐒𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐍𝐘𝐓𝐈𝐓𝐒 ! I can’t call you dangertits if there’s no , Y’know . . 𝐓𝐈𝐓𝐒 to look at ! “
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ᅠ That landlord Isn’t the 𝐅𝐈𝐑𝐒𝐓 FUCKING 𝐒𝐎𝐍 . You have a TITLE ! Wear it ! BE PROUUUUUD ! You’re 𝐁𝐄𝐓𝐓𝐄𝐑 than half the angels !
IIII . . am absolutely unable to do that, like, at all. Ever. I mean. You've / met / me, dad, I'm not gonna cause any unnecessary drama? Especially not with a landlord of all people!
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