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Lawyer, Investor, Writer and Gamer ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿฝโ€โš–๏ธ ๐Ÿ“๐ŸŽฎ Building: @qiibeefdn QBX VIP Club

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Certified Stoner ๐Ÿป ๐Ÿณ retweeted
Here is the video Be honest, how would you rate the editing out of 10?
The new video edited by my Claude opus 5.5 got me like this ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿคฏ
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Certified Stoner ๐Ÿป ๐Ÿณ retweeted
If youโ€™re a first generation achiever or youโ€™re trying to be one in your family, this one is for you!
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Certified Stoner ๐Ÿป ๐Ÿณ retweeted
Vano will create more millionaires than any other trading tool you have ever seen. It falls on you to either watch from the sidelines or join us; the choice is yours.
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Certified Stoner ๐Ÿป ๐Ÿณ retweeted
NEW FRONT OF SHIRT. ๐Ÿ’™ Welcome to Chelsea, @USDC by @Circle. ๐Ÿค From 2026/27, Circle becomes our new Principal Partner and Official Front-of-Shirt Partner across the menโ€™s, womenโ€™s and academy teams. Bringing together the global game and the future of finance.
๐Ÿค Paid partnership

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Certified Stoner ๐Ÿป ๐Ÿณ retweeted
Chelsea FC: Brand New Season
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Certified Stoner ๐Ÿป ๐Ÿณ retweeted
Fresh out of the port!!!!!!! Proper detailing next before delivery!!!
I Just bid and won this super clean 2014 Toyota Avalon limited for a client at auction - 3.5L V6 - Heated seats - JBL premium sound system Preorder your cars from the USA straight to your doorstep in Nigeria at 15-30% less than typical dealership prices. Contact Link in bio!!
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Certified Stoner ๐Ÿป ๐Ÿณ retweeted
Meh, itโ€™s just dawning on me that I built a good ass trading agent. Watching it call banger trades like this still feels crazy. Canโ€™t wait for the public testing in the next few days. Back to the lab. ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿพโ€๐Ÿณ
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Certified Stoner ๐Ÿป ๐Ÿณ retweeted
Misha. ๐Ÿ’ซ
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Certified Stoner ๐Ÿป ๐Ÿณ retweeted
Argentina just beat Spain at the 2026 World Cup final, 3-2.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Spain just beat Argentina at the 2026 World Cup, 1-0. espn.com/soccer/story/_โ€ฆ
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Certified Stoner ๐Ÿป ๐Ÿณ retweeted
you go think say na laptop dey hold you back until you buy am
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Certified Stoner ๐Ÿป ๐Ÿณ retweeted
Come and visit Londonโ€™s Home of Trophies. ๐Ÿ† Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. โญ๏ธโญ๏ธ

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Certified Stoner ๐Ÿป ๐Ÿณ retweeted
๐Ÿšจ BREAKING: Xabi Alonso has accepted to become Chelsea next manager, HERE WE GO! ๐Ÿ”ต๐Ÿ”œ The agreement is set to be completed. #CFC prepare official announcement for the upcoming days, but Xabi said YES. ๐Ÿ’ฃ
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Certified Stoner ๐Ÿป ๐Ÿณ retweeted
The New Attention Economy The official Clipur.com demo video for the @BagsHackathon
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๐…๐ˆ๐…๐“๐˜ (50) ๐“๐€๐— ๐„๐—๐„๐Œ๐๐“๐ˆ๐Ž๐๐’ ๐€๐๐ƒ ๐‘๐„๐‹๐ˆ๐„๐…๐’ ๐“๐‡๐€๐“ ๐–๐ˆ๐‹๐‹ ๐๐„๐๐„๐…๐ˆ๐“ ๐“๐‡๐„ ๐Œ๐€๐’๐’๐„u๐’ ๐”๐๐ƒ๐„๐‘ ๐“๐‡๐„ ๐๐„๐– ๐“๐€๐— ๐‘๐„๐…๐Ž๐‘๐Œ ๐‹๐€๐–๐’ From 1 January 2026, the new tax laws will provide many reliefs and exemptions for low-income earners, average taxpayers, and small businesses including: ย  ๐๐ž๐ซ๐ฌ๐จ๐ง๐š๐ฅ ๐ˆ๐ง๐œ๐จ๐ฆ๐ž ๐“๐š๐ฑ ๐จ๐ซ ๐๐€๐˜๐„ 1. Individuals earning the national minimum wage or less (exempt) 2. Annual gross income up to โ‚ฆ1,200,000 (translating to about โ‚ฆ800,000 taxable income) is exempt 3. Reduced PAYE tax for those earning annual gross income up to โ‚ฆ20 million 4. Gifts (exempt) ๐€๐ฅ๐ฅ๐จ๐ฐ๐š๐›๐ฅ๐ž ๐ƒ๐ž๐๐ฎ๐œ๐ญ๐ข๐จ๐ง๐ฌ & ๐‘๐ž๐ฅ๐ข๐ž๐Ÿ๐ฌ ๐Ÿ๐จ๐ซ ๐ข๐ง๐๐ข๐ฏ๐ข๐๐ฎ๐š๐ฅ๐ฌ 5. Pension contribution to PFA 6. National Health Insurance Scheme 7. National Housing Fund contributions 8. Interest on loans for owner-occupied residential housing 9. Life insurance or annuity premiums 10. Rent relief - 20% of annual rent (up to โ‚ฆ500,000) ย  ๐๐ž๐ง๐ฌ๐ข๐จ๐ง๐ฌ & ๐†๐ซ๐š๐ญ๐ฎ๐ข๐ญ๐ข๐ž๐ฌ - ๐„๐ฑ๐ž๐ฆ๐ฉ๐ญ 11. Pension funds and assets under the Pension Reform Act (PRA) are tax-exempt. 12. Pension, gratuity or any retirement benefits granted in line with the PRA 13. Compensation for loss of employment up to โ‚ฆ50 million ย  ๐‚๐š๐ฉ๐ข๐ญ๐š๐ฅ ๐†๐š๐ข๐ง๐ฌ ๐“๐š๐ฑ (๐‚๐†๐“) - ๐„๐ฑ๐ž๐ฆ๐ฉ๐ญ 14. Sale of an owner-occupied house 15. Personal effects or chattels worth up to โ‚ฆ5 million 16. Sale of up to two private vehicles per year 17. Gains on shares below โ‚ฆ150 million per year or gains up to โ‚ฆ10 million 18. Gains on shares above exemption threshold if the proceed is reinvested 19. Pension funds, charities, and religious institutions (non-commercial) ย  ๐‚๐จ๐ฆ๐ฉ๐š๐ง๐ข๐ž๐ฌ ๐ˆ๐ง๐œ๐จ๐ฆ๐ž ๐“๐š๐ฑ (๐‚๐ˆ๐“) - ๐„๐ฑ๐ž๐ฆ๐ฉ๐ญ 20. Small companies (turnover not more than โ‚ฆ100 million and total fixed assets not more than โ‚ฆ250 million) pay 0% tax 21. Eligible (labelled) startups are exempt 22. Compensation relief - 50% additional deduction for salary increases, wage awards, or transport subsidies for low-income workers 23. Employment relief - 50% deduction for salaries of new employees hired and retained for at least three years 24. Tax holiday for the first 5-years for agricultural businesses (crop production, livestock, dairy etc) 25. Gains from investment in a labeled startup by venture capitalist, private equity fund, accelerators or incubatorsย  ย  ๐ƒ๐ž๐ฏ๐ž๐ฅ๐จ๐ฉ๐ฆ๐ž๐ง๐ญ ๐‹๐ž๐ฏ๐ฒ - ๐„๐ฑ๐ž๐ฆ๐ฉ๐ญ 26. Small companies are exempt from 4% development levy ย  ๐–๐ข๐ญ๐ก๐ก๐จ๐ฅ๐๐ข๐ง๐  ๐“๐š๐ฑ - ๐„๐ฑ๐ž๐ฆ๐ฉ๐ญ 27. Small companies, manufacturers and agric businesses are exempt from withholding tax deduction on their income 28. Small companies are exempt from deduction on their payments to suppliers ๐•๐š๐ฅ๐ฎ๐ž ๐€๐๐๐ž๐ ๐“๐š๐ฑ (๐•๐€๐“) - 0% ๐จ๐ซ ๐„๐ฑ๐ž๐ฆ๐ฉ๐ญ 29. Basic food items - 0% VAT 30. Rent - Exempt 31. Education services and materials - 0% VAT 32. Health and medical services 33. Pharmaceutical products - 0% VAT 34. Small companies (โ‰ค โ‚ฆ100m turnover) are exempt from charging VAT 35. Diesel, petrol, and solar power equipment - VAT suspended or exempt 36. Refund of VAT on assets and overheads to produce VATable or 0% VAT goods and services 37. Agricultural inputs - fertilizers, seeds, seedlings, feeds, and live animals 38. Purchase, lease or hire of equipment for agric purposesย  39. Disability aids - hearing aids, wheelchairs, braille materials 40. Transport - shared passenger road transport (non-charter) 41. Electric vehicles and parts - exempt 42. Humanitarian supplies - exempt 43. Baby productsย  44. Sanitary towels, pads or tampons 45. Land and building ย  ๐’๐ญ๐š๐ฆ๐ฉ ๐ƒ๐ฎ๐ญ๐ข๐ž๐ฌ - ๐„๐ฑ๐ž๐ฆ๐ฉ๐ญ 46. Electronic money transfers below โ‚ฆ10,000 47. Salary payments 48. Intra-bank transfers 49. Transfers of government securities or shares 50. All documents for transfer of stocks and shares
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Web3 income isn't stable. So how do they calculate your taxes? @Adecrypt1 breaks it down: Youโ€™re only taxed 10% of your profits
DEXs won't save you. Unregistered P2P won't save you from the Crypto tax laws @Adecrypt1 explains how using invisible wallets like Phantom, Solflare and doing P2P with unregistered vendors can cost you heavy amounts of taxes in the future
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Certified Stoner ๐Ÿป ๐Ÿณ retweeted
Alpha & Vibes Space Ep. 24๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Most Nigerian crypto users donโ€™t understand the new tax law. Thatโ€™s dangerous. Instead of speculating, Iโ€™m bringing in legal professionals to explain: โ€ข how it affects crypto & web3 โ€ข what activities are taxable โ€ข enforcement realities โ€ข how to stay safe Date: Sat 20th, Dec 2025 Time: 10:00am WAT. Set your reminder below ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿพ
if i host a space on the new tax law and invite professionals to educate and explain how it works will you join?
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