Writer, baker, non-gardener, South Australian citizen of the world. If youโ€™re a bot or a troll I can usually tell.

Adelaide, South Australia
Joined September 2011
Kerryn Goldsworthy ๐Ÿค“๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ฑ ๐ŸŽ“๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿ“๐ŸŽถ๐Ÿฅ‚ retweeted
A G A I N with the Shit
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It is just adorable that this guy thinks busy, successful women need to hear from him about anything at all, much less dating.
Here's something busy, successful women need to hear about dating. The traits that built your career are quietly costing you in your love life. There are four patterns behind it. Seven quick questions show which one is yours.

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The latest on the suspect.
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Hard to believe people are being encouraged by the LNP to run over MPs and stone them in the square. #auspol
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I thought this must be some sort of satire, but then I checked the bio, where it proudly says UNVAXED, and had to sadly admit the truth. I guess Iโ€™m just โ€˜brainwashed by the ABCโ€™.
Aussies Yesterday I played mahjong with some ladies of the North shore of Sydney.Between the pungs & chows talk turned to the state of the nation & world โ€ผ๏ธ What I took away.... ๐Ÿ”ฅAll hated Trump with a passion ๐Ÿ”ฅAlbanese was doing ok ๐Ÿ”ฅZelensky is a hero ๐Ÿ”ฅPauline is a shocker Did I push back & question why they think like thatโ“๏ธ no i was cowardly. I knew it would fall on deaf ears. They were fully indoctrinated & watched ABC religiously. Would I have changed their minds ... NOโ€ผ๏ธ Would I be welcome back to mahjongโ“๏ธNOโ€ผ๏ธ I came away amazed. These ppl walk amongst us. Aussies There's thisโฌ‡๏ธโฌ‡๏ธ
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๐ŸšจBREAKING: The tiger who attacked a man who entered his enclosure at Yorkshire Wildlife Park is alive and will not be euthanised as a result of the incident
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I remember when the men on Insiders were people like Barrie Cassidy, David Marr and George Megalogenis, so this is actually very sad.
SERIOUSLY!!! @abcnews platforming the unqualified opinion of Dave Hughes on #insiders. Why is this clown's opinion any more important, credible or deserving of highlighting than literally ANYONE else. #Auspol
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Kerryn Goldsworthy ๐Ÿค“๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ฑ ๐ŸŽ“๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿ“๐ŸŽถ๐Ÿฅ‚ retweeted
This is the lineup for 70 up gang , to be aired on ITV on the 15th And 22nd of September, hoping you like it again๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ
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Dave Hughes working for the Liberal Party is not something I had on my Bingo card for 2026, or indeed any other year.
Hugh, Iโ€™ve gone back months in your timeline and not one post showing the Labor Govts in a negative light. Really? I thought you were a balanced unbiased journalist? What happened?
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What in the sweet, ever loving name of Saturday Night Live is going on in this shit-show? A Bratz doll on animatronic mode, a grandpa past his medication hour, a shaking adderall addict and a female prison warden in a room that looks like a Copper Art store vomited up inside it
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Can anyone explain to me this mania for backing into a parking space? Is it a new bro-approved way of proving your masculinity, or are there really that many people who think they might need to make a quick getaway?
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They canโ€™t even manage their own basic admin. Imagine them trying to run the country.
Itโ€™s impressive how consistently One Nation fails at the absolute basics. Donation disclosures. Accounts. Compliance. Every routine administrative task seems to become an ordeal. Which explains the lack of policies, shit candidate vetting and Pauline not turning up to work.
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Itโ€™s quite apparent that the people whining loudest about Christopher Nolanโ€™s new movie being โ€œtoo wokeโ€ and therefore not faithful to Homerโ€™s original are those who wouldnโ€™t know their Odysseus from their elbow.
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Hey men ... Don't turn to Andrew Tate and his ilk when looking for a role model. If you want to be liked, respected, heard, valued ... If you want women to like you ... be like Sam Neill. There's your role model.
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Re; Jillian Segal and her Gaza denial evidence to the Royal Commission The Jewish community quite rightly fight back against Holocaust denial and the tendency of some to minimise the deaths and the harm How are Segal's statements yesterday any different to Holocaust denial? .
Isnโ€™t her stance as outrageous as someone that denies the holocaust or coming close to?
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Do the judges deliberately harp on and on at contestants under extreme stress in order to create drama and โ€œgood tvโ€? Have just been yelling at Sofia to for godโ€™s sake move on and let Aaron get on with it. #MasterChefAU
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And at this very minute, the year is turning. The winter solstice can never come soon enough for me.
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