Abampiro retweeted
Cuando vas saliendo de la sinagoga y ves que un gentil va a cruzar la calle sin mirar a dos lados
Abampiro retweeted
Uh… guys?
This is the most serious 48 hours in cybersecurity history.
"Black October" they're calling it
It seems every *hour* there's a new incident, that in a typical year, would be one of the biggest incidents of the *entire year*
SUMMARY OF THE LAST 48 HOURS:
YEAR-LEVEL INCIDENTS (In a typical year, these would be among the biggest incidents of the year):
1. PHP2Shell: a hole in the software behind ~70% of websites. Governments took sites offline.
2. eMudhra: the master keys that prove websites are real were cracked. One was the number 4.
3. California: data on every public school student since 2023 stolen, including disability status
4. Railway: hackers stole customers' secret keys from a hosting platform used by millions of developers
5. Zeabur: 321,810 accounts breached. The company is shutting down.
6. LiteLLM: an AI tool downloaded 3.4 million times a day was poisoned with a password stealer
7. GitLab: a 10-out-of-10 severity hole in every version since 2014
8. Cairn: criminals used an AI hacking tool to break into 100+ companies
9. Ahold Delhaize: hackers knocked the owner of Food Lion and Stop & Shop offline
10. Onamae: malware planted on up to 26,739 customer servers in Japan
MONTH-LEVEL INCIDENTS (In a typical month, these would be among the biggest incidents):
11. Signal: a bug could leave your mic and camera on after you hang up
12. NGINX: 3 critical holes in software running ~1/3 of websites
13. HTTP/3: a single connection can crash 7 of the 10 web server types tested
14. Plex: hackers breaking into home media servers
15. SafePay ransomware: FBI warns it has hit 600+ critical infrastructure organizations
16. Palo Alto: ransomware gangs breaking in through company firewalls
17. Bullhorn: platform used by 10,000+ companies knocked offline
18. Medi-Cal: 970,000 patients' data stolen
19. WordPress: hackers stole a plugin maker's keys and used them to plant backdoors on websites
20. AOMEI: backup software's update server handed out a backdoor
21. Meta Muse: Meta's AI agent exposed users' personal and business secrets
22. Tor: 333 relays hijacked to steal logins
23. TiDB Cloud: database company's cloud breached
Also serious:
24. State Bank of India: India's biggest bank confirms a data breach
25. OVHcloud: hackers slipped a password stealer into a cloud company's official tool
26. Siemens: a software hole being used to spread malware
27. North Korea: state hackers launch a new attack campaign on South Korea
Be Algerian
> Kick out the French
> Kick out the Jews
> Millions of Algerians move to France
> Kick out the French again
> Kick out the Jews again
Abampiro retweeted
"Ho ho, and where did that bring you old friend? That's right, back to me."
Abampiro retweeted
When I’m a medieval farmer and go outside to enjoy the cool summer night air only to witness the colossal skinned corpse of a god appear for a fraction of a second and then vanish right before my eyes
Abampiro retweeted
>on my first date with my mathematically optimised state-assigned breeding partner from the singapore government’s new ‘you are completely useless looks like we are going have to help you have sex’ app
>really nervous, sweating profusely and struggling to make eye contact
>ghost of lee kuan yew appears
>“come on you herbivore make a damn move” he says
>pull out my spaghetti and drop it
>“she is literally mathematically optimised for you please it’s this or we start artificially inseminating people to raise birth rates” he says
>mumble some weird comment about her smell in a flat zoomer monotone voice
>“put your fucking penis inside her for god’s sake” he says


























































