Mainly football and The office related quotes. Tweets are my own, who else’s would they be? suppose the retweet’s aren’t mine.

Joined October 2012
#WAWAW #SWFC @swfc 7weeks old and got his first shirt 🦉
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Bannan sub was crazy , almost like he tried to lose it. Can’t have a midfield of DKD, Slats, Mitchell and Morrison because that’s closer to 4-1-5 😂 . Needed Heskey on bench to change midfield #SWFC
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Ended up with zero midfield 😂 #SWFC
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Who’s diss guy on PA system 🤔! #SWFC
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DKD up front , Burstow off and Morrison on. Both Slattery and DKD have to be central together, absolutely levels above. Young Weaver just needs to take care of the ball when coming out. One goal could quickly turn to 3 in this #SWFC
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I’d like to see that tonight, shape at times but the front 4 just play with fluidity. All more than capable of doing. Just let them play and I am sure would see a vast improvement of performance #SWFC
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Andrew Fox retweeted
.@GNev2 x The Streets 🎶
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Unreal 👏
The best player in the world. Our 2026 #BallonDor winner: HARRY KANE! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏆
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Harry Kane about to suffer a big robbery tonight
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Don’t know why there was ever a discussion that he wasn’t a world class manager. Said it himself and was correct, he’s been successful always, relative to the team he’s been at.
When Jose Mourinho’s career was analysed and celebrated in that Netflix three-parter it felt almost a farewell to elite football, the credits rolling on a spectacular touchline show. Mourinho was filmed looking at his trophy collection, taking a walk along the beach and down memory lane, lost in his reflections. But there’s always another episode in the Mourinho show. Writing him out of the great script of modern football drama is impossible. The box office remains open. Last night’s 2-1 victory in El Clasico at Camp Nou was classic Mourinho. He ripped up the script and tore down those headlines questioning his qualities on his return to Real. He got his tactics spot on, keeping it compact, only 37% possession and hitting on the counter. Mourinho created the perfect platform for the clinical Kylian Mbappe, had Marc Cucurella control Lamine Yamal and saw a master-class from the world-class Jude Bellingham. Mourinho even put in a vintage knee-slide. He's not won a title for 11 years (back at Chelsea) but there's always another episode in the Mourinho show. #RMCF
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Wait until one of them scores in league cup 3rd round and starting cupping their ears! Lots of frauds at that club.
What a fucking video that, fuck every single one of them players off to fuck 👍🏻
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Last one on it because I’m sure Wilson will do what’s required. How much real belief do you have in what you’re doing if you change formation from midweek to Saturday, having not played it all season to then scrap it after 20 mins. Tells you everything you need to know #SWFC
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Left wing back …. Seriously 🤢. #SWFC
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Nicolas on his way this year!
Imagine a front two of Nicolas Jackson and Darwin Nunez. They could get 85 goals between them in the 26/27 season And then 2 in 27/28 season.
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List of places id play Morrison before LWB. 1. Right forward 2. Right midfield 3. Left forward 4. Left midfield 5. Number 10 position 6. In a front 2 7. On his own up front 8. Centre midfield 9. Right back #SWFC
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It actually turns out , it has been a very successful day #SWFC
Pedersen on Doncaster: "They can be really strong in possession. It will be a test for our pressing again. It will be an intense game. I have a very hungry group and we're looking forward to the game tomorrow." #SWFC 🦉
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Left wing back isn’t what I had in mind 😂 it’s beyond criminal. I’d be delighted if I was Liverpool’s loan officer #SWFC
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He’s electric. If used properly he could be the star of the season. #SWFC
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The teams he’s picking, changing shape, just clearly desperation in the hope that something clicks. All the hallmarks of someone who’s on borrowed time. A poor result today will be the end. #SWFC
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Not many fancied Gabe, manager decided to pick him anyways , he’s then watched him make a few mistakes, as man on street expected, to them bomb him. It’s utterly bizarre #SWFC
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A new style.
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Keep thinking we’ve joined European super league ….. until I look at fixtures….. further evidence the level is too high #SWFC
Pedersen on Doncaster: "They can be really strong in possession. It will be a test for our pressing again. It will be an intense game. I have a very hungry group and we're looking forward to the game tomorrow." #SWFC 🦉
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