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AGKNOCKS MONDAY MORNING THOUGHTS THE MORE WE CHANGE, THE MORE WE STAY THE SAME Texas A&M Head Coaches Through Their First 34 Games: Kevin Sumlin: 25-9 (73.5%) Jimbo Fisher: 24-10 (70.6%) Mike Elko: 23-11 (67.6%) Texas A&M Head Coaches vs. AP Top 25 Opponents Through Their First 34 Games: Kevin Sumlin: 6-9 (40.0%) Jimbo Fisher: 4-8 (33.3%) Mike Elko: 5-7 (41.7%) JUST WHEN I THOUGHT I WAS OUT, THEY PULL ME BACK IN FOR 15 MINUTES AND THEN I’M FULLY OUT AGAIN -Marcel Reed, bro. I’m out of words for you this year. I know circumstances changed, the OL is all new, we lost KC, new playcaller. But holy shit man. -I’d love to be a fly on the wall in the building for practice etc, and develop an inkling of an understanding as to why Brady Hart hasn’t gotten a chance to play meaningful snaps -It makes no sense, and at this point the season is beyond lost. You have nothing to lose by starting Hart. -Elko has put himself in a dilemma that if Hart sucks, the onus is on him for coming into the season with such a horrible offense in general -if Hart is better than Marcel or dare I say “good”, we wasted a season with the wrong guy to satisfy ego? Donor money politics? It’s baffling. Bad spot to be in BROKEN SYSTEM AND CULTURE -how do you snap the ball on a play where you didn’t call an actual play? Either sabotage or one of the dumbest plays of all time. -how can you fix this? Basically start from scratch next year and ride out this extension. We just need to be put in timeout. We don’t deserve a good football team, we are cursed, whatever it is. It might be time to just sit in our dirty diaper for a while.
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Marcels 15 minute break from playing like a retard
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Cashius Howell uses his not short arms to get his first career sack!
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Would love to be responsible for knocking Texas out on Thanksgiving
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Updated CFP Chances after Week 8, via Kalshi: 93% — Miami 89% — Georgia 85% — Indiana 81% — Ohio St, Notre Dame 61% — Alabama 59% — UCLA 55% — Utah 52% — LSU 51% — Texas 46% — Ole Miss 44% — BYU 36% — Kentucky 27% — New Mexico 25% — Florida 21% — TTU 18% — Tennessee, Wisconsin
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It can’t possibly be worse And if it is, then at least we will be at peace with it
Mike Elko on the potential decision to go to Brady Hart and his belief in Marcel Reed:
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“Yeah bro I already got Klein to agree to $2M at Kansas State next year”
Brady Hart and Marcel always giggling on the sidelines when we are down multiple scores Fuck all this
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His best football
Texas A&M HC Mike Elko said they were looking at bringing backup QB Brady Hart in in the first quarter: "Yeah, absolutely. There was for sure a tught. Couldn't continue to go that way and so we were ready to do that. Then Marcel, obviously, went out and played probably his best football for the rest of the first half, so that was good to see."
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Bro did a total 180 Don’t fire me please Billy!
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No one is easier to hate after your team loses than Freddy
Tailgating might just be the best thing ever!
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Just remember this iteration of Elko and Marcel when we are worried someone is gonna “steal our guys”
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Other than David Olano, what has been enjoyable about this Texas A&M Football season? I can’t think of anything
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Who needs playoffs when you have free meatball subs for life
NEW: Notre Dame now has a 77% chance to make the CFP after BYU’s loss, via Kalshi. If the Irish lose to Miami, are they a playoff team?
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Visiting grandma proved to be a tough test this week, but we move
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“Yeah bro I get paid millions to be ass and chase snow bunnies at goodbull”
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Fucking pathetic
Texas A&M is now 0-5 against ranked opponents since Mike Elko’s extension. They’ve lost those 5 games by an average margin of 15.2 points. The Aggies had the lead or were tied at halftime in 3 of those losses. The offense has scored 4 touchdowns in those 5 games.
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“Guess y’all listened to Mcconaughey” 🤓🤓🤓
Guess yall listened to Mcconaughey DKR is LOUD
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Beating Texas really does come down to whether your corners can fight off blocks on bubble screens
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Visiting grandma proved to be a tough test this week, but we move
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Did KJ get hurt or did he snap Marcel’s girl at halftime
KJ Edwards led Texas A&M in rushing with 8 carries for 43 yards. He had 3 carries in the final 3 quarters of the game. He was averaging 7.4 YPC in the 1st quarter and got 3 touches after that…
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