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Women ch*eat more than men, but they always blame men so they don’t have to admit it😒 This is a personal story that happened a few months ago. A thread 🧵 So, there’s this girl I’m friends with (friends with benefit). We’ve been knvcking since like 2020.
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This is probably the funniest joke you’ll ever hear. Just watch till the end 😂😭
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This is probably the funniest joke you’ll ever hear. Just watch till the end 😂😭
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Messi in fifth while Olise is in 9th??, Joke d’Or😂😂. I’m sure if Argentina had scammed their way through to another World Cup trophy you would have given him the award 😂🤣
THE 2026 RANKING FOR THE MEN'S BALLON D'OR IS OUT! #ballondor
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Mbappe deserved that award way more than Harry Kane. The Ballon d’Or really fell off, man 🤦🏻‍♂️
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One of the players you guys should sell
Patrick Dorgu turns 22 today 🎂
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What’s the name of this player? Many people will fail this🤔
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Sack Carrick, I’ve seen enough. Don’t renew Bruno Fernandes’s contract, offload Dalot, Maguire, Mount, Ugarte and co… I’m tired, man 🤦🏻‍♂️ #MUNBOU
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Messi and Inter Miami lost 2-0 yesterday, but it won’t trend because it’s not Ronaldo, Fabrizio and other Pessi media platforms won’t make a fuss about it because it’s not Ronaldo
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Bro just show them your invite. I don’t know why we like to complicate things in this country 🤦🏻‍♂️
The moment bouncers at Zlatan's wedding denied Nigerian fashion businessman Seyi Vodi access to the venue
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So, Spurs got their first PL win of the season against Chelsea? I’m so happy 😁
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Chelsea was slowing bro down
🟣🔵 Aston Villa beat Man City with Jackson brace! First defeat in Premier League this season for City, 6 goals in 6 games for Jackson. Who’s been your MOTM?
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Cristiano Ronaldo scored his 982nd career goal yesterday. We’re definitely hitting that 1k milestone this season 🥶🐐
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You learned alot from there so that you will relegate Chelsea. Good plan bro 🤣😂
🚨 Xabi Alonso: “Training that Real Madrid team was an exceptional experience.. I’m not angry, I just tried my best”. “It is a club different from all others. I learned a lot from that experience”, told Sky.
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That’s why we love him. The Pessi-biased media have tried to make him the bad guy all his career, but it clearly didn’t work
🫂✨ Cristiano Ronaldo wanted Al Hamdan to get the Man of the Match Award after Al Nassr win. @Ali_alabdallh — @SPL_EN 🎥
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You need to have a very thick skin to play football in Aba. if not, outside talk will definitely get to you😂🤣
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Can’t believe I used to defend this Bruno Fernandes guy when some of our fans said he was the pr0blem. It became clear to me during the World Cup
Portugal doing the Mannequin Challenge in 2016. 🇵🇹 Just look at Ronaldo, man 😭 There were some immaculate vibes in this national team before the Bruno Fernandes virus.
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Bro knows Arsenal can’t deliver him the champions league, so he wants to move to Spain 🤣😂
🚨🇪🇸 David Raya: “I would love to play in La Liga one day”. “Right now, I'm very happy at Arsenal, but it's true that I'd love to play in La Liga one day. It's a very competitive league”. “I'm Spanish and I'd love to play in Spain, that's obvious”, told @marca.
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I can’t believe this team, man. It gets worse every season 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️
Full-time.
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Well taken free kick, but the goalkeeper was alert
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