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Agent Bertram

@AgentBertram

Protagonist of the Bertram & Gertrude Amsterdam Spy Thrillers. A handsome, modest and thoroughly decent chap! A renowned legend in his own lunchtime.

 London, Amsterdam, Argyll
bertramandgertrude.com
Joined September 2013
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"Theun Dwarf! I saw where you were looking! You were trying to gander my clunge!" bit.ly/1VnOYR0
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Lewis Brackpool (@Lewis_Brackpool) profile picture
Lewis Brackpool
@Lewis_BrackpoolNov 6
I am very proud of Charlie. Please support him, he must get elected for Sittingbourne and Sheppey. The time is ours.
Charlie Downes (@cfdownes_) profile pictureCharlie Downes
@cfdownes_Nov 6
It is the honour of my life to be standing as Restore Britain's parliamentary candidate for Sittingbourne and Sheppey. These towns were once at the heart of the British Empire. Under the leadership of Restore Britain, that greatness and prosperity will return.
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The M&S Christmas Advert is here ❤️🔥🎅🎄☃️🎁
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єℓαιηє@elainesim28Nov 2
Do I like Americans after being in America for a month 😂
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Finlay McLaren@fin_lay24Oct 30
For those not on Facebook: Brian Blessed’s tribute to Sir Patrick Stewart.
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Another beautiful to Sir Patrick Steward tribute that I ran across on Reddit If the creator of this would let me know, I am happy to flag it Collection of scenes from Star Trek: The Next Generation I'm not crying, you're crying! Paying tribute to a great actor and a fine human being
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Ricky Gervais
@rickygervaisOct 29
RIP Patrick Stewart. What an actor. I still can’t believe he agreed to do this scene. And he didn’t even mind when I ruined every take. Legend.
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Rupert Lowe FULL Party Conference Speech Today!

Rupert Lowe FULL Party Conference Speech Today!

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Tarot by Janine (@MorigeauJanine) profile picture
Tarot by Janine
@MorigeauJanineAug 29
yup
📸 (@THINGEO) profile picture📸@THINGEOAug 28
Who pays a tv licence well done Scotland
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Mark Attwood
@MarkAttwoodAug 30
😅
Brian Roemmele (@BrianRoemmele) profile pictureBrian Roemmele
@BrianRoemmeleAug 29
The last thing I remember… (Via: YT- retrolayers)
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Liverpool’s St George’s Hall was hiding a secret: Minton Tiles 🤎 Watch as the beauty is revealed!!
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Elon Musk
@elonmuskJul 28

Liberal Goes Back In Time To Kill Hitler

Brynnleigh's latest mission, should she choose to accept it, is to travel back to 1933 in Germany to erase a certain stain on humanity.

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Elon Musk (@elonmusk) profile picture
Elon Musk
@elonmuskJul 30
True
Dr. Eli David (@DrEliDavid) profile pictureDr. Eli David
@DrEliDavidJul 29
Hitler wasn't "far right". He was far left, and today's woke left shares nearly identical ideology with him.

Liberal Goes Back In Time To Kill Hitler

Brynnleigh's latest mission, should she choose to accept it, is to travel back to 1933 in Germany to erase a certain stain on humanity.

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Nigel Farage
@Nigel_FarageJul 11
May her soul rest in peace.
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June Slater
@juneslater17Jul 11
Replying to @Nigel_Farage
Perfectly done
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June Slater
@juneslater17Jul 11
Replying to @Nigel_Farage
This is really sad 😔
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Clowns to the left of me, jokers to my right...
N Ecc 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 (@Neccccy) profile pictureN Ecc 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
@NeccccyJun 20
What should happen to these 8 people?
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Everything is funnier than him.
WeGotitBack 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧🇺🇸 (@NotFarLeftAtAll) profile pictureWeGotitBack 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧🇺🇸
@NotFarLeftAtAllJun 19
Rosie Jones 😀
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YES!
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This is probably the only thing that we can agree on.
Val (@TrumpsHurricane) profile pictureVal
@TrumpsHurricaneJun 16
This Blue Haired Liberal says “If Trump isn’t Hitler then I’m a Moron” What’s your response to her ??
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Benonwine
@benonwineJun 16
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