Name not sourced from Darklina smut, but I gratefully accept the synchronicity This is Twitter, of course I'm horny 🔞 MDNI

She/her 26 Virgo
Joined December 2013
absolutely marvelous darling
Elmo as Meryl Streep in ‘The Devil Wears Prada’ for Halloween.
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how it feels to gag before puking
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Milaya 🦢🐇 | Samira's girl retweeted
Idc who the sexiest man alive is. I only know she crushes them in every single way.
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Milaya 🦢🐇 | Samira's girl retweeted
I mean... Would it kill them to ask around
Noah Wyle has been named People’s Sexiest Man Alive of 2026.
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Milaya 🦢🐇 | Samira's girl retweeted
imagine getting sexiest man of the year and NO ONE agrees 😭😭😭😭 id kms
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Milaya 🦢🐇 | Samira's girl retweeted
"slow and steady wins the race."
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Milaya 🦢🐇 | Samira's girl retweeted
imagine winning sexiest man alive and the public’s response is to post edits of your much more attractive costar to say he should’ve won instead of you 😭😭
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he looks like someone drew jonathan from memory
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Milaya 🦢🐇 | Samira's girl retweeted
this is like if stannis baratheon was named azor ahai
Noah Wyle has been named People Magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive for 2026…
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Milaya 🦢🐇 | Samira's girl retweeted
jack abbot… you will be missed
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Milaya 🦢🐇 | Samira's girl retweeted
thank you for this 👅
We heard you wanted some new wallpapers…
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I’m irritated
People Magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive throughout the years: 2026: Noah Wyle 2025: Jonathan Bailey 2024: John Krasinki 2023: Patrick Dempsey 2022: Chris Evans 2021: Paul Rudd 2020: Michael B. Jordan 2019: John Legend 2018: Idris Elba 2017: Blake Shelton 2016: Dwayne Johnson 2015: David Beckham 2014: Chris Hemsworth 2013: Adam Levine 2012: Channing Tatum 2011: Bradley Cooper 2010: Ryan Reynolds 2009: Johnny Depp 2008: Hugh Jackman 2007: Matt Damon 2006: George Clooney
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Milaya 🦢🐇 | Samira's girl retweeted
We heard you wanted some new wallpapers…
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Milaya 🦢🐇 | Samira's girl retweeted
A bunch of white people then three Black people back to back during the “I will never understand but I still stand” era and then back to a bunch of white people. He’s not even the sexiest man on the show he’s on
People Magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive throughout the years: 2026: Noah Wyle 2025: Jonathan Bailey 2024: John Krasinki 2023: Patrick Dempsey 2022: Chris Evans 2021: Paul Rudd 2020: Michael B. Jordan 2019: John Legend 2018: Idris Elba 2017: Blake Shelton 2016: Dwayne Johnson 2015: David Beckham 2014: Chris Hemsworth 2013: Adam Levine 2012: Channing Tatum 2011: Bradley Cooper 2010: Ryan Reynolds 2009: Johnny Depp 2008: Hugh Jackman 2007: Matt Damon 2006: George Clooney
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tl cleanse because i keep seeing photos of #him against my will
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Milaya 🦢🐇 | Samira's girl retweeted
the three dots at the end 😭 even film updates was weirded the fuck out
Noah Wyle has been named People Magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive for 2026…
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"this is for the moms in their 50s" My 50yo mom was into Goran Višnjić
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