@AgingRanchHand

There have been decades of speculation about the state of my existence

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Joined June 2023
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Old Canada Series
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A man in Scarborough, Ontario in 1973
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Had to break out the Jason 12 pack for my uncle's 80th
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We're not just talking about any Tom, Dick, and Harry here. These are my three platonic soul mates, Tom, Dick, and Harry
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Getting my uncle a bouncy castle for his 80th birthday party
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Zombies Zombie (1979) Day of the Dead (1985) Say the line, Mark Both on Tubi
Mark@AgingRanchHandOct 24
Weird New York Basket Case (1981) Q – The Winged Serpent (1982) Both on Tubi
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This is how Billy describes Elizabeth Holmes the first time he met her as his reason for not recognizing her
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The Cycle (2026) on Shudder was awesome. Go in without googling first.
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A mime taking a goth girl home to meet his family and his father is motioning the makeup is right but she's talking too much.
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On this day in 1999, Cartoon Network aired a 24-hour Scooby-Doo marathon for Halloween. The marathon was filled with little clips between episodes parodying THE BLAIR WITCH PROJECT which had been released in theaters just a few a few months earlier.
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Weird New York Basket Case (1981) Q – The Winged Serpent (1982) Both on Tubi
Mark@AgingRanchHandOct 23
The Unholy Trinity of British Folk Horror Trigger warning. Witchfinder General aka The Conqueror Worm (1968) The Blood on Satan's Claw (1971) The Wicker Man (1973) All on Tubi
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Asking someone on the street to borrow a light and then using it to cook a hot dog I have in my other hand
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me to my annoying coworker: yeah you think so? no shit sherlock me under my breath to the boss: yeah obviously sherlock me coming home to my beautiful wife: i love you sherlock
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Yo mama's so smart, she's been an inspiration to us all
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The Unholy Trinity of British Folk Horror Trigger warning. Witchfinder General aka The Conqueror Worm (1968) The Blood on Satan's Claw (1971) The Wicker Man (1973) All on Tubi
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John Carpenter Christine (1983) "Cigarette Burns" - Season 1 Episode 8 of Masters of Horror (2005) Both on Tubi
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Guy on trial for triple homicide: I just feel like everyone is mad at me for some reason
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The other warriors on my journey are saying "Coffee Stirrer" isn't a cool enough nickname for my sword
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Darth Vader should invest his time and resources into supporting women-owned businesses
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Stan? I'd say he probably likes Eminem a normal amount. Why do you ask?
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This is the mustache-less magician. He does all of his tricks without having any mustache at all Does not having a mustache make them harder to perform? I... just watch the show.
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John Carpenter Christine (1983) "Cigarette Burns" - Season 1 Episode 8 of Masters of Horror (2005) Both on Tubi
Mark@AgingRanchHandOct 21
Clearcut (1991) Bone Tomahawk (2015) Both on Tubi
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