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Joined April 2016
My unemployed neighbor with an unlimited firework budget would like to wish everyone a happy 9th of July 
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Thank God the manufacturer put in a peep hole in the door. 😂
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Agreeable Greg retweeted
Ya’ll remember when your knees were named left and right instead of good and bad? 😭
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Ya’ll remember when your knees were named left and right instead of good and bad? 😭
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I NEVER even peel these things... decided to peel one today and LOOKY THERE-$500! 🙌🏼 ! Went through the drive-thru for a Coke and came out with cold hard cash.
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my verification code is 594673 , they told me not to share it but idgaf
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Bro stays hot and ready 😳😅
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Woah, not in public guys….
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good one 😂
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I think they gave me the wrong address for my physical therapy appointment 😭
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EVERYONE'S WORRIED ABOUT ARTIFICIAL/ SUPER INTELLIGENCE, MEANWHILE NATURAL STUPIDITY IS OUT HERE THRIVING. 🙄
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Why aren’t mice doing this anymore?
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Why aren’t mice doing this anymore?
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Lord PLEASE take all this gas from my stomach and put it in my car
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Agreeable Greg retweeted
A 12 year old boy walks into my office having already seen a psychiatrist, an allergist, a lung doctor, maybe a GI doctor. Seven different drugs by age 12. Kicked out of kindergarten for being disruptive. Diagnosed with ADHD and put on stimulant medication for years. Nobody connected the dots. He also had asthma, headaches, stomachaches, insomnia. Each doctor treated their one piece and ignored the rest. I did a full workup instead of writing another prescription. His gut microbiome was a mess. Leaky gut. Elevated gluten antibodies. Reacting to dairy. Fungal overgrowth. Low zinc, low magnesium, low B6, low folate, low omega 3s. Lead toxicity. He ate only processed food. Never a vegetable in his life. So we removed the gluten, dairy, sugar and processed food. Rebuilt his microbiome with probiotics. Treated the fungal overgrowth. Chelated the lead. Corrected the nutrient deficiencies with magnesium, zinc, fish oil. Two months later his mother brought him back. No more symptoms. No more meds. No more behavioral issues. And his handwriting went from illegible to perfect penmanship. Same kid, same brain, two months apart. That handwriting change is what made me write The UltraMind Solution. A brain that chaotic and disorganized became coherent and synchronized once we fixed what was happening in his body. The writing on the page was just a reflection of what was happening in his gut. ADHD is not a brain problem. It's a systemic problem that shows up in the brain. If your kid's brain isn't working right, don't just look north of the neck. Look at what's happening south of the border first.
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i be on peoples go fund me like damn who sent that $1,000
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mfs hate flock cameras and then buy meta glasses like bro u are the flock camera
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Damn it, my rooster wore a condom 😭
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Dudes are gonna buy the new foldable iphone just to get left on read on 2 different screens 😭😂
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I just got kicked out of a vietnamese restaurant they banh mi pho life
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Why does toothpaste fall off your brush so easily, but when it hits your sink it turns into some epoxy resin type crap that you can't wash down the drain? 😭😂
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