bisexual disaster. multifandom hot mess. never talk to me or my 456899532 sons again. i do things on skates. she/her

Australia
Joined September 2010
this kills me so bad he’s just not normal when it comes to his beautiful lady
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👀 Alex Albon responds to Fernando Alonso’s criticism following their clash at COTA! Alonso claimed the quality of drivers at the back of the grid was “very low” after their opening-lap collision. Albon, however, saw things differently: “It was fun, and it is always fun to race Fernando; he’s strong, but he is always fair.” “Maybe he thought I was a bit over the edge […] but I had a good amount of fun.” The stewards ruled it a racing incident, with no further action taken. (via. @Racingnews365c) #F1
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have you tried unlocking and locking in again
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📸 French director and photographer Adrien Privat shared some photos of #WangYibo at the Lacoste Fall/Winter 2026 Shanghai show on his Instagram.
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nobody realizing that sam is actually also dancing with them in his own awkward way😭😭😭😭😭
knowing jamlainey were hanging out together like a week ago is so healing they're literally A FAMILYY does anyone know what to do😭😭😭😭
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Can the 60k people being given the boot from Microsoft all get together and form a new company that builds a version of Windows and Office that doesn’t have AI, doesn’t use Sharepoint or OneDrive and doesn’t suck?
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“not everything has to be gay” not everything has to be straight either like
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dogs still love her. DOGS STILL LOVE HER!
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Got my ass quite frankly
You’ve been dicked by, you’ve been fucked by, my smooth genitals
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caps (2026) [18/23]
caps (2026) [17/23]
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i miss my strong babygirl so much
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i hate gay halloween cause wdym you're dressed as lestat bringing a timbits box for his human acquaintances in episode 3 of the vampire lestat
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when your supposedly deceased husband remembers that arson is your love language and plans a fire during his posthumous auction just to make you smile ❤️
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My favorite life hack is sleeping. I can’t spend money if I’m unconscious. I’m being financially responsible. Follow me for more budgeting tips.
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my mother in the middle of a family vacation trying to nonverbally communicate that she was one minute away from losing it
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Quite possibly the most lovable vampire of all time actually
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@ hannah please bring tc back for qotd, we need more of these moments
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wait until u hear about her tea
shout out to jasmine!! i love her rice
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