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In the interest of reducing confusion regarding comments and MSM punditry over recent and future events. I herewith publish the Democrat Ten Commandments.
Retired Inspector Clouseau retweeted
There is something SO funny 🤣 yet SO disturbing at the same time about Abdul El-Sayed saying he wants to get money out of politics, and then immediately creating a PAC less than one week after winning his election. You all got played.
If the fate of our country wasn’t so devastating and horrific, this would be the funniest comedy ever.
So AIPAC is bad… but Habibi Pac for Muslims who promote Gaza and Iran is good?
Make it make sense.
Retired Inspector Clouseau retweeted
🚨 WOW! The crowd ERUPTED when SecWar Pete Hegseth said: “As long as I have breath, I will NEVER allow anyone from blocking us from saying the TRUTH — Christ is King. He died for our sins. We are forgiven. He will come again in glory. Amen."
🙏👏🇺🇸
GOD IS GREAT
Retired Inspector Clouseau retweeted
🚨 HOLY CRAP! Nick Shirley personally confirmed that NGOs were given HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS of dollars to traffic children across the border and across America — and a lot of the firms have been DISSOLVED
"They don't even EXIST anymore!" 🤯
"NOBODY knows where these kids went!"
"The government would send money to NGOs, doing the dirty work for the government and who knows what was taking place...They don't even exist anymore. They received literally hundreds of millions of dollars."
@nickshirleyy says one NGO took in $895 million, and others got more than $100 million each
Becerra ran HHS through all of it, and now he's becoming Governor of California. HORRENDOUS.
Retired Inspector Clouseau retweeted
The judiciary can be checked and balanced just like any other branch.
🚨 BREAKING: Gov. Ron DeSantis is moving to get a radical leftist judge IMPEACHED after she RELEASED a known predator who went on to kill an innocent 5-year-old girl
YES!! Start a nationwide trend! 🔥
DeSantis is petitioning the State Legislature to impeach Judge Tiffany Baker: “Until you start holding these judges ACCOUNTABLE, they are going to continue to find ways to benefit the criminal element!”
“This was an outrage. This was such an easy call to make sure that this guy was put behind bars, and this judge refused to do it!”
IMPEACH HER, and start impeaching nationwide 🇺🇸
FOLLOW ME, THE NEXT DROP WILL BE SHOCKING
Retired Inspector Clouseau retweeted
IT’S SO EASY TO COMMIT FRAUD IN MINNESOTA!
Everyone in America needs to see this.
It’s arguably one of the most important videos of 2026.
@JamesOKeefeIII & @camhigby exposed Minnesota’s vouching system, where 1 registered voter serves as the “ID” for 8 other persons.
Our elections are broken.
Retired Inspector Clouseau retweeted
I knew this without AI. The polls were packed with republicans. Every last republican I know voted.
I would bet my life it was rigged.
Retired Inspector Clouseau retweeted
Texas processed 2,900,357 new valid voter registrations between 2022-2024 without proof of citizenship… 56.5% (more than HALF) of Texas voter registrations were classified as “new valid registrations.”
They STOLE it
Retired Inspector Clouseau retweeted
🚨 VOTING ANOMALY FILE: Election Day 2026 🧵
Scanners down countywide in a toss-up House district. 1,069 Georgia ballots sitting on dead machines. A viral Pennsylvania claim nobody has confirmed yet.
Every problem logged here, all day, with the time, place, source and a label:
VERIFIED = official source
REPORTED = credible media
UNVERIFIED = not confirmed
Fixed items get marked fixed. No hype, no spin. Facts first.
Bookmark it and send me what you see, with location and time. 👇
Retired Inspector Clouseau retweeted
County clerks don’t work in precincts. It’s the local township, city, and village clerks who control the precincts in Michigan. They should not be instructing voters erroneously about splitting their November ticket. A voter CAN vote straight party in November AND choose candidate(s) of other parties. It’s only in August primaries that a voter cannot vote in more than one party. All local clerks know the rules for November. If some election inspectors (poll workers) are giving out the wrong info about November voting, their local clerks did not train them well enough. (former twp clerk for 12 years)
Retired Inspector Clouseau retweeted
🚨 MICHIGAN: THE RNC IS PUTTING COUNTY CLERKS ON NOTICE TO FOLLOW THE LAW.
Voters are reportedly being given FALSE information about split-ticket voting.
Michigan law is clear. We’re taking action 🎯
Retired Inspector Clouseau retweeted
Steve Hilton Just SNAPPED in Closing Message, BEGGING Voters to SAVE California: “It’s F*ing INSANE”
No one has seen an energy like this in a Republican campaign in the state in a long time.
You don't have to be a Republican or like Trump. Vote against the high costs, insanity, homelessness, the stench of urine and feces on the streets, high gas prices, high taxes.
If you would rather put up with that becuase you hate Trump, Steve says "You are F*CKING Insane!"
His pitch to California: $3.00 gas instead of $6.00. The first $150,000 of income tax-free. Clean up the trash and homelessness. A complete overhaul of the policies driving Californians out of their own state.
This is a level of grassroots energy California hasn’t seen in 20 years, fueled by voters fed up with the status quo.
Vote for @SteveHiltonx to save California and shock the world.
Retired Inspector Clouseau retweeted
Just received this message from a voter:
“Scott we need help in Beaver County! They are saying that the machine to scan ballots isn’t working and the ballots have to go in a box and then they are going to scan them all after polls close!!!!”
📍Beaver County, Pennsylvania
Retired Inspector Clouseau retweeted
Trump secured the border, he lowered taxes, he stopped Iran from getting a Nuke, he freed Venezuela, lowest poverty rate, all in less than 2 years.
What else do you all want? Socialists? Terrorists?
Unbelievable.
Retired Inspector Clouseau retweeted
A Muslim told me, “If you actually followed your Bible, you wouldn’t worship Jesus as God.”
So I asked him a simple question: “According to the Bible, what was the major reason Jesus was killed?”
He replied, “I don’t believe Jesus was killed. Allah raised him up.”
I said, “Brother, please, we’re discussing the Bible, not the Quran. You told me that if I followed my Bible, I wouldn’t worship Jesus as God. So, according to that same Bible, why was Jesus killed?”
He came back with, “Your Bible is corrupted. Jesus wasn’t killed. Allah raised him up.”
I said, “Not the Quran again! We’re discussing the Bible. Just answer the question!”
Then came another escape route: “Your Bible is corrupted. You don’t even know the authors. They are anonymous. Jesus didn’t write the Bible.”
At this point, I decided to make things easier for him. I said, “Okay, for the sake of argument, let’s assume I accept all that. But according to the Bible, why was Jesus killed?”
His answer? “The Jews always killed the prophets God sent to them. Jesus was killed because He told them to return to the worship of the one true God.”
I asked, “Where exactly does the Bible say that was the major reason?”
He replied, “That’s what the prophets were killed for!”
I mean, are we having a Bible discussion or a game of religious hide-and-seek? 😂
Do you see the irony? He couldn’t answer a straightforward question about the very Bible he accused me of not following. Instead, he kept changing the subject whenever the answer became uncomfortable.
According to the biblical account, one of the central accusations against Jesus was blasphemy because of His divine claims.
John 10:30–33 makes this particularly clear. Jesus said, “I and My Father are one.” The Jews picked up stones to stone Him, explaining that it was because He, being a man, made Himself God.
John 5:18 also records that they sought to kill Him because He called God His Father, making Himself equal with God.
So, if you tell me to follow the Bible, please don’t be surprised when I actually follow what it says!
The Bible presents Jesus as the Word who became flesh and dwelt among us (John 1:1, 14).
He was truly human and truly God.
