colin logan

Fish Friday The 13th #AwfullyBritishHorrorFilms

I Spit On Your Gravy #AwfullyBritishHorrorFilms

Watching old clips of Scotch and Wry then watching the absolute dug meat that is Queen of the new year. WTF has happened to comedy

Nurse Ratched performing for Serbia #Eurovision

Moldavian Ramones there, good fun #Eurovision

Summer Bries #ASongOrMovieForCheese

One vote ah ah ah, Two votes ah ah ah

Big Tam one of the greats. An Edinburgh boy so I guess he had shalt and shauce on his fish shupper

Scotland looking for a goal, let’s bring on Burke 12 goals in 6 years at club level #SCOISR

Indoor waterworks @quantick #elviscostellobathroom

I don’t know what a sket is but I hope they catch this appalling excuse for a human being

STARSKY & HUTCH

I’m bleach body ready #TrumpIsALaughingStock

Haircunt 100 @quantick #addextralettermakebandnameworse

Price is a classless, unsportsmanlike, emotionally stunted mini hulk #WorldDartsChampionship

The Foxes at home, just waiting on @JolyonMaugham running on with a baseball bat and wearing a kimono #JolyonTheFoxKiller #LEILIV

Perhaps those students are right and Jazz hands would be better #ITVDebate

Anything else for you sir #InternationalDogDay

He went to Eton its probably just his turn #BorisJohnsonPM