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Refuses to acknowledge new seat numbers. Noted “reputable Cubs writer.” Most tweets are snarky. And there are a lot of them.

Chicago, IL
Joined February 2009
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The Cubs actively trying to make me hate them isn’t exactly how I thought this era would end, but here we are.
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See? People forget
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A playoff complete game? In this economy?
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You can’t say 2016. What was your favorite year of Cubs baseball?
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Miguel Rojas definitely practiced for this moment 😂
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lol
DUI suspect caught speeding at over 130 mph said he was in rush to see his cat: cops trib.al/mIwnpi0
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One of my jobs had these surveys and my supervisor came up to me and said “Terry, you haven’t completed your anonymous survey.” So… yeah.
I never do the “anonymous” employee surveys at work because everything in my soul tells me they aren’t anonymous
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Shouldn’t have elected him president the n, I guess.
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It’s nice he can afford eggs now.
BREAKING: Superstar outfielder Juan Soto and the New York Mets are in agreement on a 15-year, $765 million contract, sources tell ESPN. It is the largest deal in professional sports history.
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That was so bad Eberflus had to have been involved somehow.
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Cubs: Nick Madrigal is healthyish, so…
Dodgers: oh cool, Freddie Freeman is available, let’s sign him. Braves: we have traded for Matt Olson, who is 90% of Freeman, and we’ve extended him at only 75% of Freeman’s yearly rate. arbitrage! Dodgers: hmm…what if we didn’t pay anyone until after the world ends
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Our best hope for change with the Bears is that Eberflus is so incompetent that he’s offered a cabinet post.
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Is there anything we can do to speed it up?
NEWS 🚨: NASA continues to monitor an asteroid that could collide with Earth on Valentine's Day in 2046 Now has 'a 1 in 607 chance'
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Yay
🔵 Democrats have 58% chance to flip the US house
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Back to rooting for the Yellowstone super volcano.
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*slams laptop shut* *immediately starts drinking*
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Oh no
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If you would’ve put God first I wouldn’t know what your dick looks like
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We have our 2025 dipshit hashtag for the Cubs. #OnTheMargins
Jed Hoyer Speaks: Improving “On the Margins,” Strong Second-Half Offense, Targeting Lefty Relievers, More bleachernation.com/cubs/2024…
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