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My neighbour’s 7 year old daughter comes to my house almost every weekend to finish my snacks but I enjoy the company
Once she comes, she commands that I put Moana or Frozen for her on the Tv & I obey then she sits on my couch (doesn’t say a word) watches tv until she leaves…
My compound doesn’t have enough parking space, so most times, we have to manage the available parking space and share it.
For instance, if I want to go out and my neighbour has parked behind my car, I’ll call him to come and move his car so I can get out…
I’ve been away from my house for a week now.
This man has called and called, sent several messages, and even involved the landlord and other people to beg me to come back.
I simply told them that I had travelled for work and that I wouldn’t be back until after Christmas…
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My wife’s younger brother has been living with us for four months now.
He just finished his NYSC and decided to come to Lagos in search of greener pastures.
But something has been bothering me…
I said yes, and that I have evidence so if she doesn’t date me too, I’ll report to her husband
She laughed and said I should do my worst then turned and went inside
Life is unfair. What does that small boy have that I don’t have?
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