Joined August 2023
Hey @DavePalet @jeffdotseth, can somebody remind @Garrettnuss13 that he’s, um, Garrett Nussmeier?
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Hey @DavePalet @jeffdotseth I think we can all agree we probably don’t need Train’s Pat Monahan and his son Rock doing the National Anthem anymore for a while, huh?
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Hey @DavePalet @jeffdotseth… “Who has it better than us?” @chargers #BoltUp
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Are you not allowed to be over 5-8 and be a part of @Brewers management?
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The omnipresent Douchis Los Angeles, aka The LA Douche. Dark glasses at night, on the celly to make it appear they’re talking to their agent or financial advisor when in reality they’re telling their Mom to remember to leave the patio door unlocked. @Dodgers #NLCS
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Hey @DavePalet @jeffdotseth, Joe -1, Yakov Smirnoff -0
A security guard at a Russian holiday resort camp approaches a male two-humped Bactrian camel named Vasya (who had a reputation for being entirely peaceful and gentle, particularly around children), grabs his reins, and punches the camel in the face. The guard did not survive.
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Is Mike Love wearing a life vest…on stage? Even Frankie Valli & Barry Manilow says he sucks…
This is the most depressing video I’ve ever seen
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Hey @jeffdotseth, what did we always tell @DavePalet? Just like not feeding your Mogwai after midnight, don’t take your girl to the Yankees game and give her Goldschlager. What did Dave do? And here’s the result.
Dam! She wasn't playing around😶😬😂
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Hey @jeffdotseth, remember when @davepalet was angry at those kids in Italy for singing Dean Martin songs and he yelled “Shut up, little bastardos” and they yelled “Come down here and make us, F*** Face!”?
¿En que momento le pareció una maravillosa idea a este gilipollas saltar desde un segundo piso para pelearse con alguien en la calle?....jajajaja
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Hey @jeffdotseth remember when @DavePalet was promoting his “Just Get Up & Dance” school program in Kiev?
Replying to @CLOUT_ADDICTION
Crazy things always seem to happen during Michael Jackson impersonations.
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Okay, @DavePalet @jeffdotseth, which one of you handjobs green lit the @jonasbrothers @nickjonas @kevinjonas @LudacrisJonas for the halftime show? We’re supposed to make #Australia WANT the @NFL. (And those fuckers didn’t even sing “MMMBop”!?!?)
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Raider Greatness retweeted
Sweet baby Jesus and the orphans 😳
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Well guys, looks like it’s back to 37th place for a lot of you, huh?
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It’s alright #Germany @DFB_Team You still have @grahamformaine and his Nazi tattoo!
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You don’t appreciate the coverage @CBSGolf @GolfonCBS #JimNantz @TrevorImmelman @frank_nobilo @ColtKnost @dottie_pepper @Amanda_Balionis @mark_immelman & @johnson_wagner gives us until you’re forced to watch another network broadcast a major. @usopengolf
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Hey @DavePalet @jeffdotseth shouldn’t #TomBrady @tb12 & @gopuff just go all in and make this guy the front man for the drink? #GoodNut
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Hey @Canada…at least you still have your two Olympic silver medals. And Celine Dion and Loverboy. @CanadiensMTL @StanleyCup @Canes #stanleycup
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