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#Tech||#Media||I seduce and turn on growths for brands||#Design Thinking Practitioner||#Product Manager||Ambivert|| https://joe996-html.git

Lagos, Nigeria
Joined December 2014
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I promote brands for a living, looking at doing terrestrial media advertising, I'm your surest plug. Let's connect on LinkedIn ng.linkedin.com/in/alagi-jos…
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Some of una carry wizardry enter creativity.
I drew @rihanna wearing Gele using numbers and symbols
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"Life is bisexual, anybody can blow" ~@MI_Abaga
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Same here
There's no single hate in me. I just want to have moneyyyyy. Like bastardddd moneyyyyyyyy. 💰
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The talent have always been there from day 1,
Video of Burna boy opening for Mr. Eazi 10 years ago in London and no one stood up. See how things have changed ❤️
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The guy sabi die!
Burna Boy too good. What a Mad man🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Professor Lay 😮‍💨
Laycon is super intelligent, i bet a lot of people here would fail this. Just look at the lady 😭😭
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I agree, almost though..
Excuse me, but the Zlatan adlibs almost ruined this song It gets annoying at some point
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If God won use rain spoil this world again your goat get BOAT to save you? 😂😂
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He’s no longer the African Giant. He’s now the global giant. 🦍🦍🦍🦍
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Patiently counting..
🔥🇵🇹 Cristiano Ronaldo reaches 985 career goals after scoring a hat-trick for Al Nassr! 🤖 15 to go for 1.000 career goals.
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Great win, great team performance. Happy to help with a hat-trick! ⚽⚽⚽
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Football belongs to the fans! Thank you to all the fans around the world, the Ballon D’Or of All Time is also yours.
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The School of Hard Knocks • gunitbrands.com
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I just paid my workers today, and one of them did something that got to me. After my calculations, he made an extra ₦170,000 in commission on top of his fixed ₦40,000. That's ₦210,000 total for the month. I paid the rest, checked around the office, and was about to drive out when he ran towards me with a small envelope. I was curious but held back from opening it. I asked what was inside and why. He said: "This is my own tithe to you, to show how much I appreciate the opportunity. I came in on a ₦40,000 salary, but you introduced the commission system and you didn't cheat us for once. You paid us accordingly and were never threatened by how much we earned." Then he added: "I know I worked for it, but other bosses would have slyed on us after seeing I made over 5x what I should have. I will never take this for granted." I felt emotional. I waited for him to leave before opening the envelope ₦20,000 was in it. I stood there, speechless. I tripled it and sent him ₦70,000. A grateful person will always be grateful, no matter what. I love people who show gratitude. Above all, love God.
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If you live in Lagos, We are celebrating the Ronaldo Best ballon D’or award at Citi Lounge on Sunday. 100 persons only. One full cow. If you’d be around just Drop comments and we will tell you the time ❤️ Thanks. Siuu Nwannem.
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If Messi fans didn’t care about the Best Ballon d’Or (BOAT) award, how come Messi came 2nd and two of his Ballon d’Ors were in the top five? Na ghost vote for Messi? 🤣🤣🤣
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Been a long time coming
Nigerian-American founder Yinka Ogunbiyi unveils the world’s first air-braiding robot. 🇳🇬🔥👏🏽 This robot makes hair up to five times faster than stylists.
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🚨✨ OFFICIAL: Ballon d’Or announce Cristiano Ronaldo 2008 has been voted as the BEST BALLON D’OR OF ALL TIME. 🌕
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Vote Peter Obi. Peter Obi is not a thief.
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If you're selling courses to Nigerians masked as "tech scholarships" - you owe them the truth, at least. Tell them those jobs no longer exist. Don't lie to them that you'll provide internships. Take their money but tell them the truth.
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