Alan Breen Author

Adam ate the apple. Eve listened to the snake. Ricky somehow managed to make both of those look like sensible choices 😂 My latest ebook is out now! amazon.co.uk/dp/B0F5HC9K3V #AmWriting #ComedyBook #KindleBooks

A Light Among the Shadows The moon looks down on haunted streets, Where darkness walks and silence speaks. And ghosts of yesterday take flight, To wander through this Halloween night. Yet @sallythomsett , through the gloom you shine, With words that warm this heart of mine. Your tweets, like stars in skies of grey, Bring little sparks of brighter day. And though the world seems dark at times, Your kindness glows between the lines. For in this strange and troubled place, You make the world a brighter space. ❤️ Happy Halloween, Sally. Never underestimate the light your words bring to the world. ❤️ With lots of love, your friend, Alan ❤️ xxx

If walls could talk, Rosslyn Chapel would probably have enough stories for a hundred bestselling novels ❤️ Until then, I suppose writers like Dan Brown will have to keep helping it tell them ❤️

Quick question for my fellow indie authors ❤️ Has anyone here used Publisher Rocket? I'm considering giving it a try, but before I part with my hard-earned coffee money 😂 I'd love to hear some real-world experiences. Was it a game-changer, mildly helpful, or is it currently sitting in the same drawer as that exercise bike we were definitely going to use? 😂 Any honest thoughts, tips, or success stories would be hugely appreciated. Thank you in advance – you lot are always far more helpful than any sales page! ❤️

This morning Glasgow lies beneath a sky so blue and a sun so generous that one suspects a clerical error somewhere in the universe. The city blinks, smiles, and dares to believe. A beautiful morning indeed. Be kind to yourselves, you lovely people ❤️

Tonight I am mentally pickled, physically crumpled, and emotionally held together by the literary equivalent of string and hope. So I bid you goodnight, you lovely people ❤️ May your beds be welcoming, your dreams be kind, and your bladders remain mercifully quiet until morning ❤️

Good morning you lovely people! ❤️ Had an absolute nightmare last night... not because of monsters, ghosts, or serial killers, but because I dreamt I couldn't find my notes for the final chapter of my book 😢 Woke up in a panic and checked immediately. Thankfully, the notes were still there. My sanity? Jury's still out 😂

To all the dads on Father's Day, Who fix our messes every day, Who claim they're "just resting their eyes," While snoring loudly to everyone's surprise! Who know the price of every tool, And still think dad jokes make them cool. Today we celebrate all that you do, Happy Father's Day – this one's for you! ❤️

Good afternoon you lovely people! Had an amazing time with my girlfriend, lots of laughs and great memories. Now it's back to my other full-time job... looking after Dad! 😂 One minute I'm a romantic hero, the next I'm chief tea-maker, TV remote finder, and official biscuit supplier. Life keeps you grounded! ❤️ #FamilyFirst #GoodAfternoon

At 60, I've learned that money comes and goes, hair definitely goes, and my knees make noises they shouldn't... but love? Love is everything ❤️ It's the friends who make you laugh, and that special person who makes your world brighter. Life's greatest masterpiece isn't painted on a canvas – it's painted with love ❤️

Good morning you lovely people! ❤️ The good news? I get to see my gorgeous girlfriend Louise today ❤️ The bad news? Scotland played Morocco last night and apparently decided scoring goals was an optional extra 😑 Still, one out of two reasons to smile isn't bad! ❤️ #GoodMorning #Scotland #Football #LoveWins

I've met plenty of animals in my life. Not one of them ever left a nasty comment on social media ❤️

Being in love really does make the world feel a little brighter ❤️ The rest is just window dressing ❤️

So many sleepless nights spent worrying about tomorrow, only to discover tomorrow had completely different plans 😂

Life's been throwing more plot twists at me than a crime novel lately 😂

Good morning you lovely people! ❤️ Just a wee update: my mental health is currently running on the same software as a 2004 laptop with 37 tabs open and a mysterious virus nobody can find ☺️ I'm smiling, I'm coping, but some days are harder than others. Be kind to people – you never know what they're carrying behind the jokes ❤️

Men who changed the course of history, yet probably never expected the spotlight. Proof that true greatness often walks hand in hand with humility. Thank you for sharing Henry ❤️

Good morning you lovely people! ❤️ I'm up, I've found my coffee, and the day doesn't stand a chance. Have a brilliant one! ❤️

I've been awake for about 76 hours now. At this point I'm not sure if I'm going to sleep, or evolve into a higher life form. 😂 Goodnight you lovely people... hopefully. 😴

I would teach Happiness Studies. Not how to be happy all the time, but how to find joy in the little things that make life worth living. ❤️