𝐀𝐥𝐚𝐧. · Nov 3, 2026 · 9:20 AM UTC

𝐀𝐥𝐚𝐧.

𝐀𝐥𝐚𝐧.@AlanFirstVictim16h

Replying to @Tangle_T_Lemur

@Tangle_T_Lemur

𝐀𝐥𝐚𝐧. · Nov 3, 2026 · 7:47 AM UTC

𝐀𝐥𝐚𝐧.@AlanFirstVictim18h

// Okay now, LOOK AT THIS!

X@TheBeingOfVoidNov 2

Replying to @AlanFirstVictim

I guess my daughter will just have to play with Kylie instead. Goodbye Alan

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𝐀𝐥𝐚𝐧. · Nov 3, 2026 · 7:33 AM UTC

𝐀𝐥𝐚𝐧.@AlanFirstVictim18h

Man, I promise to give a kiss to whoever becomes my 100th follower. 😭

𝐀𝐥𝐚𝐧. · Nov 2, 2026 · 9:49 PM UTC

𝐀𝐥𝐚𝐧.@AlanFirstVictimNov 2

I'M IN MY FUCKING 40, IT CAN'T BE, NOOOOOO, I'M A GROWN MAN

Cream Sunheights@disortionprincsNov 2

Uh… 67?

Image from Cream Sunheights (@disortionprincs)

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𝐀𝐥𝐚𝐧. · Nov 2, 2026 · 9:46 PM UTC

𝐀𝐥𝐚𝐧.@AlanFirstVictimNov 2

- I'M IN MY 40S? DON'T FUCKING MESS WITH ME, SHUT UPPPPPPPPPPPPP

Cream Sunheights@disortionprincsNov 2

No your a 40 year old man and have a chopped ass haircut.

𝐀𝐥𝐚𝐧. · Nov 2, 2026 · 7:15 AM UTC

𝐀𝐥𝐚𝐧.@AlanFirstVictimNov 2

Replying to @DaveVictimTwo_

Rate this Vessel, his name Is Skibidiknuckles

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𝐀𝐥𝐚𝐧. · Nov 1, 2026 · 8:15 PM UTC

𝐀𝐥𝐚𝐧.@AlanFirstVictimNov 1

Replying to @TheBeingOfVoid

- Nasty taste, to be honest.

𝐀𝐥𝐚𝐧. · Nov 1, 2026 · 8:17 AM UTC

𝐀𝐥𝐚𝐧.@AlanFirstVictimNov 1

- Since I couldn't sell Kylie, I decided to eat this nonsense I found on the floor. (Please X don't kill me and leave me in the basement without water for two weeks)

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𝐀𝐥𝐚𝐧. · Oct 31, 2026 · 12:00 AM UTC

𝐀𝐥𝐚𝐧.@AlanFirstVictimOct 31

- Man, I'm craving a burger so badly I could sell Kylie to the highest bidder.

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𝐀𝐥𝐚𝐧. · Oct 30, 2026 · 11:51 PM UTC

𝐀𝐥𝐚𝐧.@AlanFirstVictimOct 30

Replying to @RedEchidna94

Rate this plushew.