Woke Dick-tator of the WEFtern Cape 🧢 DICTATORIAL Alliance 🍌 Free PALPATINE 🇵🇸 Only an unelected one world government can save us! 🦜 Parody 🦜
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Joined November 2023
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Vote @Our_DA! We take orders from our globalist masters (WEF and WHO), support lockdowns and vaxxine mandates, promote gender fluidity in your kids, back Ukraine (US proxy wars), promote the climate hoax and will do anything to avoid referendums. 🧢🇿🇦🍌☠️ Steenhuisen lied!
Is that me in the front? - you know how much I love cycling - and avoiding problem solving.
GM. Internal polling shows that there are still people who believe that the DA is going to Rescue South Africa. 🧢🇿🇦🍌☠️
LG is helping us detect the number of pets in your home. They have loaded a special on-device AI model to track your pet compliance. We also know if you are talking to friends about voting for the VF+ or Cape Independence Party. You have been warned. 🧢🇿🇦🍌☠️
X rules have changed. I've revealed what you all suspected... I'm really a Sith Lord!
I'll probably be posting a lot less now.
Thank you for all the funny comments over the last ~2 years - it's been loads of fun!!
🫡 (in memory of a good friend)
Remember, Alan Winde is the spineless scumbag preventing democracy in this beautiful part of the world we hope to save.
I'll leave you with this quote:
“He is fiddling while Rome is burning, and, unlike the enormous majority of people who do this, fiddling with his face toward the flames.” ― George Orwell
Alan Winde, Sith Lord 🇿🇦 Weftern Cape retweeted
You're the real leader of DA, Gogo Zille must go on pension
We're pimping Steenhuisen out at a discount this week. Email: [email protected] for details. 🧢🇿🇦🍌☠️