Alec “E Lee” Altmeyer

#rackattack AND #assattack on the same hoe

FIX YOUR FUCKING TOLLS ILLINOIS

These two packages at work I packed, completely different contents, different package sizes turned out to be the exact same weight. #wow

The only way to stop Auburn pike at this point is by calling them slurs with our mains directly on their IGs #rapeaburnpike

Some IU burners is gonna paint themselves purple for the game and self doxx all in the name of #drenchgang 🫟

It’s retard hours on the beev. Excellent fyp going on rn

Hello distinguished gentleman on the beev. I am a #sexhaver but is the 70$ bar tab worth it? Or would an open bar suite bulls game been better?

Gotta do a lap around the bar to make sure foid #1 isn’t here when foid #2 arrives

#foid #retard

300 follower 401k contribution % #dox

Bruh I just got offered a free suite ticket to the bulls game but I already made plans for a hinge date🤮

How long have yalls grated Parmesan cheese bottle been in your fridge? Just realized they put an expiration date on that. #lank

Can’t wait to see 10 thousand dudes dress up as Mike Ditka this weekend in Chicago! Shit is the male version of girls going as the Lorax

We are in a #gayson epidemic. I expect the weather to die down after halloween

To my IU burners 🫟 #drenchgang

Can I be a part of #drenchgang ?

Was on FaceTime with this hoe I have zero interest in talking to for 3 hours. Thing is, she’ll fly up here and suck my dick with a snap of the fingers. Feel like I should cut it off before she gets too invested