What if the little mermaid was a merMAN who actually hated humans but was tricked by the sea witch into becoming one? And now he has to make one of those... things fall in love with him to break the spell 😱 ARC readers wanted 😁😉 docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F…

In the last few weeks, I've been to a couple new doctors, and at each one, when I filled out their new patient questionnaire, they asked me my sex at birth, my gender identity, my pronouns, and my preferred name. It's nice to see those forms finally catching up with the times.

Anyone browsing through the big @Smashwords sale this week? Some of my books are in it! Grab some awesome (and spicy) fantasy reads for a bargain 🥰 🔗 in ☣️ #Smashwords #fantasybooks #fantasyromance #paranormalromance #50percentoff #sale

The conversation I just had with a ten-year-old: Him: I know who the greatest skateboarder was. Me: Yeah? Who? Him: Tony Hawk. Me: Yep. That was before your time, though, kiddo. Him: Yeah. He lived in the 1900s. Me: ..... Him: .....What? I'm gonna go jump off a bridge now 😭

Whenever I start feeling like my preferred social media platforms are too toxic, I go hang out on Reddit for an hour 😭😭😭

Beauty's Beasts is a why choose Beauty and the Beast retelling with gargoyles and a non-binary and genderfluid Beauty 🥰 ✅ They/Them MC ✅ Found Family ✅ Healing Religious Trauma ✅ Cinnamon Roll Monsters ✅ Touch Them and 💀 ✅ Gothic ✅ Fated Mates ✅ 800+ Pages! 🔗 in ☣️!

"I would slit the throat of every person who's ever hurt him. I would burn this city to the ground and build him an empire from the ashes. I would pave his path to the throne with the bodies of those who threaten his reign. In this moment, HE owns ME." ARC readers wanted 😘

Beauty's Beasts is leaving Kindle Unlimited tomorrow! If you like spicy why choose paranormal romance, download this one today before it's gone! The book won't disappear from your Kindle until you return it and I will still get paid the usual rate for page reads 🥰

I haven't been on this platform in a minute. What the actual fuck is Grok?

Period.

I've had a raspberry seed stuck in my teeth all morning and I CAN'T GET IT OUT! I've flossed, I've swooshed my coffee, I ate something chewy and sticky... WTF?!?! If anyone wonders what finally took me out, this is it 🤣🤣

Hanging up the stockings is always bittersweet. Can't forget to hang the ones for our fur babies who are no longer with us. Merry Christmas, fur angels ❤️.

Looks like I've caught whatever crud is going around. My sinuses feel like I've been snorting razor wire. 0/10 do not recommend 😭

My Target Black Friday haul! I'm so excited to finally read these. Let me know which one I should read first! Shout out to my husband who let me put all of this on his Red card and won't let me pay him back 🥹 #target #bookmail #blackfridayhaul

I hung up my character prints for Beauty's Beasts 😍 My office wall definitely represents my weird and diverse tastes well 🤣 Don't mind the stinky Cowboys mirror 😆. It's my husband's and it will be moving out of my space soon to make room for more of my organized chaos lol.

If you felt a sinking sense of dread at the end of the movie when the beast turned back into the prince, then I have the book for you! Beauty's Beasts is a why choose BATB retelling with gargoyles. It's on KU but will be leaving at the end of the year, so read it there soon!

#arcreaders wanted for a very dark and spicy MM 𝘓𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘭𝘦 𝘔𝘦𝘳𝘮𝘢𝘪𝘥 retelling! The sign-up is in my bio. This story has a lot of intense triggers, so please review the TWs in the form before submitting. #TheLittleMermaid #paranormalromance #DarkFantasy

Am I the only human in history who wasn't already microwaving these things? They just don't taste the same to me microwaved, and my autism prefers the other flavor 🤣

I tried going back over my old rejection letters so I could join the blackout trend, but reading over them depressed the fuck out of me, so I will not be doing that 🤣🥲