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We lost two great actors this year. They were also our Brothers in Arms. Tom Skerritt (August 25, 1933 – October 21, 2026) enlisted just after graduating from high school, serving a four-year tour of duty in the United States Air Force as a classifications specialist. Most of his enlistment was spent at Bergstrom Field, Austin, Texas. James Tolkan(June 20, 1931 – March 26, 2026) served briefly in the Navy during the Korean War, completing basic training in San Diego before shipping out to Oakland, Calif., to prepare for duty aboard the Haskell-class attack transport USS Sandoval. Undefeated Golden Gloves boxer before and during his service in the U.S. Navy Rest in Peace Warriors, Commander Mike “Viper” Metcalf and Tom “Stinger” Jardian
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We lost Goose, we lost Ice, we just lost Viper too 🇺🇸🦅 We will miss you Tom Skerritt, you were a great actor, we will remember you from Top Gun, MASH all the way to Alien 🫡 One of us 💔
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Some legends deserve the spotlight. 🦨 F-117A Aircraft 818, The Overachiever, is officially on display at the Smithsonian @airandspace Udvar-Hazy Center, beautifully restored by our Skunk Works® team.
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The Air and Space Museum unveils its newest addition today: an F-117 Stealth Fighter.
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Well this is going just about as I expected.
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RIP Richard Riehle. This is probably my favorite scene in Office Space
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🔥This is the full Dixieland Delight that was played in Neyland after Tennessee beat Alabama 🔥 The Skycam feed had the stadium audio connected, so Dixieland Delight came in crystal clear as it was played for fans. It was slightly out of sync but I think I fixed it.
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Market: all we want is an SUV and a normal looking truck Elon: best I can do is a flying car
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“THE BREWERS WIN THE PENNANT. OH MY GOD THE BREWERS WIN THE PENNANT.” Jeff Levering paid tribute to legendary Brewers announcer Bob Uecker on his final out call of the Brewers defeating the Dodgers. Take 2 minutes out of your day to listen to this.
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Fewer middle of the night calls for the Chief Legal Officer, too.
Introducing Devin Oncall: Devin automatically investigates alerts and bugs, helping your team diagnose and resolve production incidents. Devin Oncall already handles thousands of alerts every day for some of the world’s largest companies. Let it become your SRE today.
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With Snowflake Adaptive Warehouses' new write path, a MERGE wrote 545x less data (0.79 GB vs. 431.8 GB) and finished in 28s, down from 6m 28s. Inside Snowflake’s new write path: bit.ly/4BgOvdB
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Commanders coach Dan Quinn authored one of the worst examples of clock management in NFL history -- and one of the team's owners has already spoken out about it. nbcsports.com/nfl/profootbal…
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I’m in total disbelief my Commanders had such poor clock management in today’s overtime game against the Giants. All we had to do was kick the field goal and we would have won the game!🤦🏾‍♂️
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Why on earth would you start running it there when Jayden was cooking? We just gave that game away.
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I found the best place to witness the Blue Angels, hands-down.
what is the hands-down best place in the city of San Francisco to witness the Fleet Week air show this weekend? i need answers people
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😂🤣😂🤣 Who did this?
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Tonight Jalon Daniels won his first game as an NFL quarterback. He was on the Prime Video set afterward when he stopped talking and waved somebody over. "Ma, come here. Ma, come here." Her name is Star. Jalon Daniels' father made it clear he was not going to be part of their lives. Here is what his mother decided to do about that. "I wanted to make sure that he never felt that feeling of not having Dad there." So she worked full time for an insurance company and took a second seasonal job at Toys R Us. She drove him to Pop Warner practices. She would not let him sleep over at friends' houses until high school, though he could bring ten of them to hers anytime. And when he wanted to go to a party, there was a condition. She parked outside of it. "She let me know when it was time to leave," he says, laughing. "An hour and a half before the party ended, we were on our way home." Here is the other thing she told him, over and over. She wanted him to grow up to be the kind of man anybody's daughter could bring home to her mother. Now the football, which nobody handed him either. His sophomore year at Narbonne High School in Los Angeles, the coaches moved him back down to the freshman team. He transferred to Lawndale High School, won the job, and Lawndale went 14 and 2 and took the first state championship in school history. His first scholarship offer came from Tennessee-Martin. He committed to Middle Tennessee State. Then Kansas came to see him in December of his senior year, and he flipped. He gave the Kansas Jayhawks six seasons. In 2021 he beat Texas in Austin, where Kansas had not won a game since 1938. In 2022 he threw for 544 yards in the Liberty Bowl. Then a back injury took 2023 away, and most players leave at that point. He stayed. He graduated with a 3.58 GPA. He was voted team captain four times, which no Kansas player had ever done. And with the first real money he was ever allowed to earn, he started a foundation for single mothers raising athletic children. He named it after her. In April, all 32 teams passed on him for seven rounds. The Tampa Bay Buccaneers signed him as an undrafted free agent on May 8. Tonight was his second career start. He went 19 of 25 for 189 yards and threw a touchdown to Bucky Irving. The Buccaneers beat the Dallas Cowboys 24 to 16 for their first win of the season after losing their first four. One win does not make anybody an NFL quarterback, and he would tell you that himself. But when the cameras finally found him, the first thing he did was make sure they found her too. "No matter what, I was present, and he always knew I was present."
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🚨 Lionel Scaloni on Lionel Messi’s farewell performance: “I have a theory about passes from Leo. They are not normal passes. A normal pass gives you the ball. Leo gives you the ball and somehow also gives you an idea. I noticed this years ago in training. A player would receive the ball from someone else, control it, look around and decide what to do. Then Leo would pass to the same player and suddenly he was playing one-touch football. I once stopped training. ‘Why did you do that?’ The player looked confused. ‘Do what?’ ‘Leo passed to you and suddenly you became a better footballer.’ Everyone laughed. Leo said, ‘Maybe my pass was better.’ I looked at him. ‘This is exactly the arrogance I’m investigating.’ He smiled. But there is something strange about it. Leo gives you a pass and you feel obligated to complete the move properly. You think, ‘Lionel Messi has just found me. I cannot embarrass this pass.’ Today was supposed to be his farewell. Emotional day. Tributes. The stadium stopping in the tenth minute. And Leo apparently decided his final responsibility was improving everybody around him one last time. We get a corner. Leo takes it. Otamendi scores. I just looked towards the bench. Of course. Even his corners have this annoying habit of becoming somebody else’s goal. Then Nico Paz comes on. Before he went on, I told him, ‘Enjoy this. You may never play another Argentina match with Leo, so remember everything.’ Nico nodded. A few minutes later Leo gives him the ball outside the area. Nico could recycle possession. Apparently receiving the ball from Messi makes young players forget sensible options exist. He shoots. Beautiful goal. I turned to my staff. ‘You see?’ ‘See what?’ ‘The disease.’ ‘What disease?’ ‘Messi passed to him and now Nico thinks he can score from anywhere.’ Then I saw Nico celebrating and Leo pointing and walking towards him smiling. I thought, ‘This poor boy is finished.’ Because now every time Nico receives the ball there, he’ll remember that one time Messi gave it to him and everything worked. That is the problem with Leo. He doesn’t only make difficult things look easy himself. He convinces the player beside him that difficult things are easy too. You can spend all week coaching movements. Then Leo gets the ball and the tactical instruction becomes very simple. ‘Everybody be ready.’ Because something is probably about to happen. I remember once telling him, ‘Do you realise how many assists you get because somebody produces an incredible finish?’ He said, ‘Then maybe I choose good people to pass to.’ ‘No. I think you hypnotise them.’ He laughed. Today didn’t help his defence. Otamendi scores from his delivery. Nico receives his pass and hits one from outside the box. Then Leo decides assisting everybody else is becoming repetitive, so he scores himself. Two assists and a goal in his farewell. That is such a Messi way to leave. Even on the day football is supposed to celebrate him, he spends half the match making everybody around him look good. Maybe that is the part Argentina will miss that statistics cannot explain. We can find goals. We can find assists. But I don’t know where you find another player who gives a teammate the ball and somehow makes him feel ten times better for the next five seconds. After Nico scored, I told one of my assistants, ‘We have a serious problem.’ ‘What?’ I pointed at Leo. ‘Soon these boys are going to have to do all this without him.’ He laughed. I didn’t. Because that might be the hardest part of replacing Lionel Messi. It isn’t finding somebody who knows what to do when he gets the ball. It’s finding somebody who makes everyone else know what to do when they get it.”
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Just went to the @Padres game tonight. It’s tradition to sing “All the Small Things” at the game. Sat right behind @tomdelonge for it. Pretty surreal. (And the Padres won)
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