Actor • Artist • Comedienne • Musician. Jack of all trades, master of the disarming smile. Barkeep on hiatus in WeHo. He/Him https://teapaw.org/t.co/LyfBncWVR2 🏳️🌈🐻
Los Angeles, CA
Joined November 2009
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So this thing I couldn’t really talk about is out now I guess. It’s me and Tony Romo! AND CORONA! @corona
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You can tell @jk_rowling is on the bad side of herstory bc Elon Musk is like super letting her “i’m an old lady” thing happen in real time.
The reason why Ryan Murphy is trash is because he started with a “great concept with untouchable actors”, and devolved into “shitty concepts with terrible actors, but at least theyre constantly in the news.”
End Racial Discrimination at Babcock High School - Sign the Petition! chng.it/N2w48dhH via @Change
This story is fucking disgusting. Florida is a racist trashhole.
Ahh, Elon’s Twitter. Where fragile, white, man-boys compare getting called “dear” or “sweetheart” to getting called the n-word.
The mere audacity is laughable.
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This you?
Those who decided to start using indictments, prosecutors & even mug shots as weapons in a political campaign have unleashed a destructive new era in American politics.
Now, for years to come our criminal justice system will be used to target candidates in both parties & the harm this will do to America will take a long time to fix
If Trump lied about his weight, and they’re going to document it when he get’s booked, that’s just an additional charge of perjury, right?
They are beyond reason and scolding and getting smacked on the hand. People like rhonda santis need to get the ever living piss beat the fuck out of them. They are living off our dollar and it needs to fucking stop.
If the chillest actors have a problem with the state of capitalist entitlement, you are incorrectly referring to the “Hollywood Elite”. Which is why you should support the WGA and SAG strikes. Fuck the actual elite (whom you don’t really know the names of). – at Los Angeles, CA
My tops: @johncusack @JimCarreyOnline @Wolfiesmom @RealLyndaCarter @RealLucyLawless
The 3 worst: @ksorbs @ksorbs @ksorbs
How come the difference between 3% phone brightness and 0% phone brightness is 1000%? – at Los Angeles, CA
That old man that does spill/drop painting drives me absolutely insane. All i ever see is hundreds of dollars falling on the fucking floor. Like, have some fucking respect for real artists that can’t afford your level of frivolity. – at Los Angeles, CA
I’m gunna write a multi-cam sitcom where it’s a bunch of gay people sit around and talk about how weird heteros are. The slang will obviously be “karen” and “chad”. – at Los Angeles, CA
Spammer:…..
Me: so? Wtf you wanna try me right now?
Spammer: Why you cussin’ already?
Me: i dunno mama, you called me!
Spammer:…*click* – at Los Angeles, CA
My top 5 all time greatest movie genres:
1. John Cusack getting rained on
2. Nicholas Cage screaming at kids
3. Bourne anything
4. Anything animated where the dad has shoulders and a strong jawline
5. Cillian Murphy
#Hifidelity #topfive – at Los Angeles, CA