Homer Soprano

Screaming "Fuck you" as I throw my phone as hard as I can across my brother's graduation. Then, telling the usher, "It slipped!"

Being an ally this Pride month by only watching gay porn- Secretly for my entire life

Morrisey is just what happens when a Manc gets 3 A*s

Like watching a TikTok comic do their first real gig.

Has anyone brought up how much @RubySampson18 looks like Brains from Thunderbirds?

How is Voyager on a decades long journey, but Neelix knows someone/something every step of the way...? Yes, this is my first tweet in 2 years

Still haven't decided if I want the Oxford vaccine for Super Speed or the Pfizer vaccine for Super Strentgh...

This top lad has hit the nail on the head

Don't know what this says about me, but this is my favourite tweet of all time

Whoever wins, Bernie should start doing open mics 100%

Normalise SHOUTING at people not wearing masks/not wearing them correctly. I'm willing to kick things off

This is a really great article about sexual predators and misogyny in comedy in light of the disgusting news that James Veitch is an absolute piece of human shit.

My Facebook has been reported and is currently offline. So to my 7 followers. It doesn't matter if you dislike or disagree with someone, sexual assault/rape apology is a bipartisan issue. The two groups of partisans being cunts who haven't reached their potential and also smell

aBouT tIme SOmEone atood uP 2 ThEsE #looneylefties #freetommy

The world would be a better place if everyone was as accepting as me after 12 pints calling my girlfriend's gay mates "Brotherman".

I know the pandemic is kinda on the backburner at the minute but I am honestly loving how passive aggressive I'm allowed to be in supermarkets right now