
eu levo música a sério demais / priv: @AleTelles0
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“That is where you’ve ALWAYS been wrong, Lex! Israel has the right to defend itself!”
- Superman 2 (2028)
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meu post tá assim
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To any Chinese nationalist spies who look this I am a very successful and rich man who is willing to cheat on his wife with you in order for you to obtain American secrets like how to order from the secret Wawa menu, among other things.
Please submit your resumes in my DMs.
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La stripper me quiere, claude es mi amigo, la espía china está enamorada de mi
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james gunn: fui demitido
batman II: fui adiado
paramount: estamos desenvolvendo o filme do homem-israel
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Its kind of insane how accurate they predicted how stupid this whole thing would be.
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- De onde vc é??
- Eu sou de Niterói, e você?
- “Credo” “Sou de Duque de Caxias”
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"Nvidia stock fell 12% because of election and another 10% because of erection."
How many young bimbos can Jensen shag on his private jets?
Many.
How many gold diggers are there who'd give him the same worthless validation they'd also give any other rich and famous person?
Many.
How many women are there who buy billion dollars worth of NVIDIA GPU and be like....
"Mr. Jensen, your compute is so... BIG I love it so much...😮💨"
There's literally only one.
There's only ONE woman who looks elegant enough, is somewhat his age range, and gives him a powerful & authentic feeling of being needed that literally no other woman can match.
This is one hell of a honeypot design master class.
Hats of to the CCP👏👏
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Im a defense contractor for lockheed martin and would like to make your acquaintance.
My followers can attest to this, they come from top global defense companies Palantir, Raytheon, Rheinmetal
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A man who pioneered parallel processing cannot be expected to run a single thread













































