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Grubard

@Alexgrubard

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 Jersey City, NJ
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Joined April 2009
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Believe in yourself. I wrote a check that’s dated 10 years in the future for a million dollars from Jim Carrey.
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alexgrubard.com for my upcoming shows and info.
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Biden dropped out. Now him and I have something in common.
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Biden has COVID. God is taking out the nominees’ senses one by one.
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Think JD Vance calls Trump “Meemaw?”
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That @stickermule email is going to show up on a lot of @Vistaprint t-shirts.
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I feel bad for the bullet.
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Local NY News has become, “this person moved out of New York City and now their rent is cheaper.”
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#RIPMartinMull I’ve watched this video on repeat so many times, I love it so much. I Want To Be God - Performed Live In Concert youtu.be/RiH2HbjfzNs?si=ZQYK…
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Oh no!!!! Martin Mull was the best! #RIPMartinMull
The Hollywood Reporter (@THR) profile pictureThe Hollywood Reporter
@THR29 Jun 2024
Martin Mull, the droll comedian, actor, singer-songwriter and painter who made you laugh in 'Clue,' 'Sabrina, the Teenage Witch,' 'Roseanne, 'Arrested Development' and more has passed away thr.cm/ALjstmN
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JUNE 13 at @dojoofcomedy in Morris Plains, NJ! tiffscomedy.com/shows/266488
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It smells like someone stabbed a keg of Budweiser in this bar.
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Thats more felonies than I’ve had roommates.
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Ugh, I just pinned someone’s text thread in iMessage. This is so embarrassing.
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New format is just more reruns of Ridiculousness.
Variety (@Variety) profile pictureVariety
@Variety13 May 2024
MTV Movie & TV Awards Won't Happen in 2024; Eyes Return In a New Format Next Year variety.com/2024/tv/news/mtv…
MTV Movie & TV Awards Won’t Happen in 2024; Eyes Return In a New Format Next Year

MTV Movie & TV Awards Won’t Happen in 2024; Eyes Return In a New Format Next Year

The MTV Movie & TV Awards is taking another break. The event, which would have normally taken place around now, will instead sit 2024 out.

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I’ll be waiting for the subway too long and start googling, “who the hell was Delancey and why does his train station suck?”
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Ain’t no party like a pizza party ‘cause a pizza party means the whole class got Bs.
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Hot damn! The dudes have done it!
Netflix Is A Joke (@NetflixIsAJoke) profile pictureNetflix Is A Joke
@NetflixIsAJoke10 May 2024
Tires, a new Netflix comedy series starring Shane Gillis, premieres May 23.
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And they won’t be the funny kind like in GTA games, but the lame kind like in mobile games.
Culture Crave 🍿 (@CultureCrave) profile pictureCulture Crave 🍿
@CultureCrave10 May 2024
EA CEO says they're looking at putting ads in their video games 🎮
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Cops on cop shows have a body type less like cops and more like actors.
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Jack Wright and I talk comedy in St. Louis on this week’s episode of GRUBARD! Check it out on YouTube. youtu.be/6WB0MT8MkIs?si=2Yf-…
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