
Rescued from Area 51 by friends @alien_Viktor and @alien_Jayce
Joined May 2026
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I rode into McDonald's on Jayce's shoulder and everyone squealed because I'm basically a celebrity. When he told them the Happy Meal was for me they got even more excited. I got the orange bucket with the evil lion on it. Then when we got back, I see they gave me an EXTRA NUGGET!
...and then we'll go get ice cream, and THEN we'll go to the zoo, and THENNN we'll go on a hot air balloon ride, AND THEN—
Viktor's been dragging that big ass blanket pretty much everywhere again. I'm kind of jealous. It's been getting chilly out. Where's MY big ass blanket??
















