I'm the best since he died and he lied. Previous work here - https://xitter.cf/t.co/aHUZvdPcxf - & highlights. Blog link below. Latest article pinned.

Joined October 2017
In almost certainly in his last game as Man Utd manager, Carrick's team were ruthlessly put to the sword by Bournemouth. Review of another 3-0 defeat at the hand of the Cherries here - aliquamscripto.substack.com/…
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Has he?
Is Berrada the only one who’s somewhat done his actual job to an okay level?
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Anti-Baleba?
Diomande lowkey the anti-Baleba. The more you watch him, the more it becomes obvious that beyond the flashy, highlight reel stuff there's a great deal of intelligence and game understanding there always waiting to be unleashed along with his incredible talent.
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She's not lying tbf
The Rome Football Team. We are massive.
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In almost certainly in his last game as Man Utd manager, Carrick's team were ruthlessly put to the sword by Bournemouth. Review of another 3-0 defeat at the hand of the Cherries here - aliquamscripto.substack.com/…
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Because…
During the 'extensive search for a coach' last season, I don't think I saw Howe's name once... It would have been easy to get him out of Newcastle's contract. It seems to me, the only reason he's an option is because he's cheap.
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He raps like he looks. He has a… dull style. In the knife sense. Still cutting, but takes a little more effort to get a piece you like. Laid back and rounded, he sounds like a good kid. Little cousin raps. .Paak shines next to him because of this.
Imma listen to the album and come back to this thought. Because I have an idea of why that is, but it’s not fully formed.
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Yamal was so bad. Opponents just get tight to him these days and he can’t do anything
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Very good defensively
Tchoumeni been sooooo good
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Barca might need to go to the market in January for an attacker. Gordon/Adeyemi is actually terrible
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Cubarsei
Who did Camavinga twiss up there
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Wow brilliant from Camavinga
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BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCK DE JONG
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I’d be running onto the pitch and slapping the Madrid players if I were Jose
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Nah Bernardo Silva is so rubbish now.
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Chinny Jr got something for them
This Diomande - Güler wing pairing provides so much balance for Madrid. I think Mourinho has cracked the formula now
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Jose came back and El Clasico stopped being entertaining. I love it
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Nah Diomande looks too much like Mr. Meeseeks
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Yamal has to go with his right
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Oi Barca need to get Gordon up front. I want him out of the game as much as possible. This is another stinkfest
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It’s actually a good show. I’m impressed
FX got one with Adults
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