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@Alizzeeeeee

somewhere rolling in fairy dust ✨🧚🏾

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Joined May 2009
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i graduated the other day 🥳
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Len
@_nelasoulNov 8
The notebook:
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Fav (@favwontmiss) profile pictureFav
@favwontmissNov 7
My elder millennial brain still believes a fresh notebook could turn this entire operation around.
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frisky lil bih 🐆 (@friskmegooddd) profile picture
frisky lil bih 🐆@friskmegooddd20h
She needs to be fired I’m so foreal. This is people’s fucking lives
𝕛𝕒𝕟𝕖𝕒 (@heyyitsjanea) profile picture𝕛𝕒𝕟𝕖𝕒
@heyyitsjanea23h
social media has truly rotted some of y’all’s brains because why are you throwing him off and playing around before a SURGERY???
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the night gardener@fwflackoNov 7
Nigga must have birthed that boy himself like a seahorse
ًWave Checkers (@wavecheckers) profile pictureًWave Checkers
@wavecheckersNov 6
King Harris celebrating his son’s 2nd Birthday 🎂
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Dolly
@DOLLDILAHNov 7
if that towel would’ve landed on me i would’ve went straight to the ER
TUFF_LIFE (@hard_tuff) profile pictureTUFF_LIFE
@hard_tuffNov 7
Blueface almost leaked his d!ck while he was cleaning it with a towel before throwing the towel into the crowd.😭😭😐 The girl who caught the "d!ckmatized" towel was very happy 😭😭. Is this what girls in Colorado do??
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Méaux 🪽@stunnaameauxNov 7
this is taking me out 😂😭😭
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🧢@shaolinwaaavyNov 6
Timberlakes neck movements were not in the script he came up with all by his racist self LMAO
wayBackinTimes (@waybackintimes) profile picturewayBackinTimes
@waybackintimesNov 5
Justin Timberlake and Andy Samberg really thought they were part of Destiny’s Child 😭🤣
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𝑭𝒓𝒆𝒚𝒚 (@Freyy_is) profile picture
𝑭𝒓𝒆𝒚𝒚
@Freyy_isNov 6
i don't care how many times i've seen this, it gets me every single time. �
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Texas They&Them@MalcHatesYouNov 5
Amazing things are happening on twitter
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Jasmine@oh_that_JasmineNov 4
I still can’t believe this man said this lmaoo
Rose (@NukeBushwick) profile pictureRose
@NukeBushwickNov 4
Florida staying Red amidst the biggest Blue wave in over a decade
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frankie steins gay uncle@ewkewpidNov 4
elon musk waking up from his ketamine bender realizing he forgot to rig the election
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Dr Ruby (she/her) jaboukies everything@PaperWhispersNov 4
Sorry not sorry, this is incredibly chic. To be 97, dressed up, having fun on your birthday and then call it a day. Perfection 10 out 10 Vito.
Danielle (@DLVermeer) profile pictureDanielle@DLVermeerNov 4
never deleting this app bc wdym your 97yo neighbor made a “dramatic exit” at his birthday party
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megalodon🦈@bopsandvookiesNov 4
OH YEAH AND ELON!!! ITS TWITTER BITCH
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@AbdulElSayedNov 4
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Dr. Abdul El-Sayed (@AbdulElSayed) profile pictureDr. Abdul El-Sayed
@AbdulElSayedMay 4
Gimme three months and his golf buddies in Florida wouldn’t even vote for him. I’ll smoke him by 7. Bet on it.
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Nora❦ | ADW@hiscoralineNov 4
I’M IN TEARS 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Poundcake@CaprigemmNov 4
Poundcake (@Caprigemm) profile picturePoundcake@CaprigemmNov 2
If texas turns blue Im shaking ass oiled up in 4k
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Buzzing Pop
@BuzzingPopNov 4
For the first time in US history, a gay man, a Black woman, a Muslim, Native American woman, Palestinian, and Latina have won their respective midterm elections.
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B
@utdbrxyNov 4
how they already summoned someone as cold as mamdani 😭😭
Clash Report (@clashreport) profile pictureClash Report
@clashreportNov 4
Abdul El-Sayed to JD Vance: JD, habibi, there is this delicious irony in the fact that you're constitutionally obligated to swear me in in January.
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Kristen Steenbeeke@ksteenbeekeNov 4
nancy pelosi taking her kente cloth to the dry cleaner
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ThereGoTerry
@ThereGoTerryNov 4
North Carolinaaaaaaaaa 💙
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matt
@mattjoansNov 4
We’re looking at a top 5 Twitter day of all time people
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