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Joined October 2020
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#Cowboys lose so much that when they win it’s now called a “reverse Cowboy.”
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CONGRATS to the #DetroitLions on the Win and a game well played today. CHEERS to all my ‘72 undefeated teammates and #MiamiDolphin fans on our now 54 year record! Cheers! 🍾🥃🚬🐬
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If the #Falcons keep winning in the throwbacks, they’re going back to leather helmets and segregation.
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See ya soon MICHIGAN. 🎤😎✌🏼
🤖 Made with AI
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Pick 6. Wrapping up Week 7 in the #NFL #Costaki
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The #Eagles have so many injuries, when they run out of the tunnel it looks like the first scene of Saving Private Ryan.
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Kyler Murray is great for Minnesotans because he reminds them of Prince. A tiny guy who wears purple and is surprisingly athletic.
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How do they keep Kyler Murray healthy? You gotta move him around. Like The Elf On The Shelf. Murray is a lot like The Elf On The Shelf: He’s tiny, he’s mobile, and you never see him in January.
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Minnesota is winning without scoring many TDs. They’re gonna have to change the state motto to “The Land of 10,000 Field Goals.”
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Kid: “Dad, when will the Vikings be good?” Dad: “When cars can fly.”
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The #Eagles and #49ers will play in January. As part of the Paralympics.
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