#Cowboys lose so much that when they win it’s now called a “reverse Cowboy.”
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CONGRATS to the #DetroitLions on the Win and a game well played today.
CHEERS to all my ‘72 undefeated teammates and #MiamiDolphin fans on our now 54 year record! Cheers! 🍾🥃🚬🐬
If the #Falcons keep winning in the throwbacks, they’re going back to leather helmets and segregation.
The #Eagles have so many injuries, when they run out of the tunnel it looks like the first scene of Saving Private Ryan.
Kyler Murray is great for Minnesotans because he reminds them of Prince. A tiny guy who wears purple and is surprisingly athletic.
How do they keep Kyler Murray healthy? You gotta move him around. Like The Elf On The Shelf.
Murray is a lot like The Elf On The Shelf: He’s tiny, he’s mobile, and you never see him in January.
Minnesota is winning without scoring many TDs. They’re gonna have to change the state motto to “The Land of 10,000 Field Goals.”




















