Ha/Ram. Satire. Everything I say is a lie, including this. Locked=blocked. If its brown, flush it down.

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Joined April 2026
Help me find my frens!
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Slavery was a kindness done to your people. In retrospect, the fact that there's a single negro in the New World was a failure on my forefather's part. Insofar as the post is concerned, every negro lynched and negro town burned deserved it. It was neither envy nor insecurity-
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While on my 30 day hiatus for a joke I've realized two things. 1) I still don't have anything funny to say to you faggots. 2) Washing your ass with urine is not a sin if it's on accident.
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Christians must have an answer to this accusation. This atheist is correct about evangelicals like Joel Berry: they have the same perspective that an illegal alien or invading army might have. Christians think "the world is not my home" and therefore they become traitors. True Christianity is not this way. In scripture Paul says if a Christian does not care for his own people then "he hath denied the faith, and is worse than an infidel." When the Jews were captured and enslaved in Babylon God told them to "seek the peace of the city whither I have caused you to be carried away captive, and pray unto the LORD for it: for in the prosperity thereof shall ye have prosperity.” God’s people should seek the good of the place where they live, even when the surrounding society is not faithful to God. How much more should God's people seek the good of a Christian Nation. Modern Christianity destroyed this and taught Christians to ignore "secular" issues and focus on the "sacred." If you really want to follow Jesus, you need to be a pastor or a missionary. If you become a dentist or politician then you are a lesser Christian because your concern is on the physical and not the spiritual. That is all bunk. Every last bit of the physical world is inextricably entangled with the spiritual. A Christian dentist is not only secular labor. The Holy Ghost infuses a Christian's work so that dentistry, politics, and every other endeavor is sacred. The Christian Nation is a holy people, set apart from the world of chaos and despair. The Christian must pray, love, fight, and die for such a nation. It is not a Christian virtue to be a traitor.
Thank you for removing the mask, Joel. Even if it may have been inadvertent. You have, of course, simply confirmed what I said in the first place. You are not an American Patriot. You are a Christian Globalist. Sey is a member of your tribe, and I am not. America is not your homeland, it's just where you keep your stuff. You do not feel loyalty to Americans, any more than you would feel loyalty to the guy who rents the storage unit adjacent to yours. The same goes for Western Civilization as a whole. The ethos of illegals who defy American custom and law, who disrespect the American people, by sneaking into our homeland to profit from us, makes complete sense to you. Because it is your ethos as well. You live in America not because America is special to you, or because you feel you owe it, and us, anything at all. You simply live America because it is comfortable and profitable to do so. Unfortunately, this is not currently considered sufficient legal grounds to deport you to wherever the homeland of Christian Globalists is, Ghana or Bethlehem or the afterlife, whatever. Up to you. So we can't rid ourselves of you just yet. But what puzzles me is why you think that membership in the Christian Globalist Tribe somehow gives you the legal and moral right to hand out tickets to America. The bible does not come with a green card stapled to it. America, and the right to hand out tickets to it, belongs to Americans. And, by your own admission, you are not one. That's what you said. Now, I'm sure that saying you are a citizen of the kingdom of god has a nice ring to it, and your Christian Globalist friends may all have clapped when you said it. But, unlike America, the kingdom of god is an idea. You haven't built it yet. You can't point to it on a map. And, while I'm sure you can think of lots of fine poetic-sounding metaphorical retorts about the kingdom of god living in the hearts of Christians everywhere, or something, you cannot actually go and live in that metaphor, because it's not a place, and it's not zoned for residential. We have to keep the physical place we live nice, and we are doing that the way humans have always done that — by physically controlling our borders and who gets to cross them. But you are not interested in these kinds of adult responsibilities. You are not interested in stewardship of the temporal earth, or the people on it. You have rejected this in favor of a lifestyle where your only responsibility is to love Jesus with the maximum possible intensity, and to miss no opportunity to tell everyone just how much you love him. Frankly, if I were Jesus, which I am very much fucking not, I would find this slightly creepy, and quietly ask you to maybe tone it down just a bit. But my concern is not the nature of your relationship with Jesus. I wouldn't even know about that relationship if you didn't insist on praying loudly on street corners. My concern is the future of America, the future of Western Civilization, and the future of humanity, all of which are intertwined, and all of which will suffer if you are allowed to sneak open borders in the back door, concealed in a hollowed-out bible.
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I noticed Black people will protest to get anything except work. They will cry for ebt, housing, rights, etc., but never for work. You never see a bunch of Blacks out shouting “Give us jobs” unless it’s for a job they aren’t qualified for. If they do have a job, it’s some skill-less job that they want to get paid $100k to do.
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Gary - Thong Song (Sisqó cover) [Slop Cannon Edition]
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Hitting “No Tip” at the Mexican restaurant and telling the waitress, “Remember the Alamo,” before she reminds me I’m at an Olive Garden.
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*paws you* I'm a chud *paws you* I'm a chud *paws you* I'm a fat little chud
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Welcome to Weimar America where a White man can legitimately be charged with a felony for using his 1st Amendment. However a nǐgger can murder Iryna Zarutska on camera then yell “I got that White bitch” and be found too retarded to be punished.
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France sucks now. Everyone knows France sucks now. They call it Paris Syndrome which is what happens when a Japanese person goes to France and discovers it sucks now and it causes major distress. Been going on for years.
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Hoo the heck is this. Anyways. I have friends to find. ReHoot for frens.
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Another spade that can't understand what he reads, how novel. And he's certainly not angry or been chimping out all night.
You’re literally retarded and had a Freudian slip, admitting to h0m0 acts that are on your mind. You’re too far gone, bud.
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Replying to @browasright
Help me find my friends pls 🙏
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Love this lil nigga.
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0/2 on scheduled posts. Those things are hardcore suppressed. Im going to ppst it like a normal post and see what happens
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Lucy Craig:
getting a boy drunk and jerking him off
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"Day of the pillow, motherfucker," goes incredibly hard
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Day 163 no gabagool
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Urkel - Bump N' Grind (R. Kelly cover)
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