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Allie Entwistle

@AllieEnt

left and went to Bluesky https://teapaw.org/t.co/Uht2pKAJho ~*~* I do comedy & my pancreas does nothing *~*~*~* cContributor @reductress she/her

 Vancouver, British Columbia
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Joined January 2009
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Did the opposite of getting laid last night (did an improv show)
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Suck it X, ya girl is shit posting on Bluesky now 💅 allieent.bsky.social
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If I die please finish all the unread New Yorker articles festering in my tabs for me ❤️
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I wish i knew enough about weather patterns to be able to confidently leave the house in a down vest
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Tired of BRIDEZILLAS who make the day all about them and not about what’s really important which is me looking hot in the pictures
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Please do not bother me I have a lot going on (I’m currently ghosting 2 separate people on fb marketplace)
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Is there a Spotify playlist for when you’re giving someone a ride and you want to look cool?
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Every day I’m bombarded with opportunity
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Just picked up enough insulin to kill a horse and the pharmacist said “are you diabetic?”
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You know what gets me off???? Loving missionary sex with my spouse
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Back on tinder!! (at Oppenheimer by myself loudly asking every man which war this one is about)
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Call me crazy but it would actually be super rude to call me crazy you don’t even know me!!!
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I have terrible news for you at 8pm central (I’m a news reporter and there was bad news today. Check out the news to see me do it)
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I’m the worry they told you not to girl about
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It’s actually just the guy who killed Jim Davis :(
The Onion (@TheOnion) profile pictureThe Onion
@TheOnion6 Jun 2023
Taylor Swift Apparently Now Dating 'Garfield' Creator Jim Davis bit.ly/3IZiugC
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Crazy how I’m in my late 20s but I’m 32
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This actually IS my first rodeo and i am very scared because the bull looks ANGRY
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Can’t wait for the love island reunion show in 20 years which will take place at the London Melanoma centre 💕
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Wishing everyone a very happy locked out of your CRA account season 💕
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Babe, you okay? You’ve barely touched your lava cake
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I reached a point where I started re-watching full nights of the 2016 Rio Olympics
BBC News (World) (@BBCWorld) profile pictureBBC News (World)
@BBCWorld9 Mar 2023
Mental-health crisis from pandemic was minimal, study suggests bbc.in/3ZA0EHd
Mental-health crisis from Covid pandemic was minimal - study

Mental-health crisis from Covid pandemic was minimal - study

Most people remained resilient, BMJ research suggests, but some groups were still badly affected.

bbc.com
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The headline's statement that impact was "minimal" may be misleading, as the article states that the cited study does not focus on those most likely to be affected. bbc.com/news/health-64…
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