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kilinahe

@AlohaKatie

well god jed, i don’t even wanna know you.

Joined April 2009
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paul rudd@philsadelphiaNov 4
america:
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M1das
@M1das_OW2Nov 4
it’s elon mosque now
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We have to say “Mississippi” after each number
La Soule (@okmeaux) profile pictureLa Soule@okmeauxNov 4
Wtf takes Mississippi so gahdamn long to count votes??
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ambs.@giftfrmpiscesNov 4
need y’all to do this again in 2028 though
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love moments in history where every account is on their A game
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Some poor Democratic kid just got hooked on politics and will be chasing this feeling until 2056
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kat⁷🪐@daddykitkat_Nov 4
rip dolly parton you would have loved blexas
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Piff@Piff_ssbNov 4
If we flip Mississippi and it turns blue that means it’s transitioning and we have to call it Mistersippi. I don’t make the rules
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voh
@vohvohhNov 4
the timeline has never been this funny
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Texas’s new pronouns are He/Haw
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Jemele Hill
@jemelehillNov 4
You’re about to see some Hall of Fame snitching and Game of Thrones level maneuvering within this administration. It’s about to be every man and woman for themselves.
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DO NOT TEMPT THE WRATH OF THE WHETEVER FROM HIGH ATOP THE THING TONIGHT
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Good morning!
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Tears in my eyes bro like😭😭😭😭
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Gas was a million dollars a gallon and they thought broke people in red states would be worried about transgender people like last time LMAOOO
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Eric Boehm
@EricBoehm87Nov 4
I know this is a joke but I also want so badly to believe this is true. That Americans spent a whole summer partying peacefully and freely with people from all over the world and realized in the process that demonizing foreigners is dumb and bad.
🦇 la exploradora 🕸️ (@Missy_dee811) profile picture🦇 la exploradora 🕸️@Missy_dee811Nov 4
Bro that World Cup changed Kansas forever. These people spent weeks partying with Algerians
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You know how bad of an ass beating Republicans have to get to not even pretend it was rigged???
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they should cancel work today so we can all be on our phones
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Please reply in the comments with the best tweets of the night so we can all laugh together
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𝓐 ⭑@ayojoestarNov 4
Mamdani is like your first legitimately nice boyfriend, and made the rest of your friend group say “maybe I don’t have to date losers anymore either”.
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