@AlphaLifeAdvic3

gorey alt of @GassyWendigo Strawpage. https://xitter.cf/t.co/F7Duoj0Iyx The forest is quiet, but if you speak it will listen. profile picture by @lilacdoesstuff

 The Darker woods.
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Joined November 2024
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This site sucks so I’m going to start using Bluesky! bsky.app/profile/stonewendig… [Fat moth for engagement purposes.]
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Jay@VomoltronOct 26
🚨PLEASE SHARE🚨 TWITTER HAS SILENTLY PERMA SHADOW BANNED NSFW ACCOUNTS
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Stone sized creature
🫔🥘 kewlbot 🌮🌯@kewlbotOct 24
i don’t even think this joke is that bad
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lamb@darkseavoyageOct 25
Warm apple cider detected nearby
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ArchonSam@ArchonSamOct 26
*paws at you* buy me Christmas battleforce *paws at you* buy me Christmas battleforce *paws at you* buy me Christmas battleforce *paws at you* buy me Christmas battleforce *paws at you* buy me Christmas battleforce *paws at you* buy me Christmas battleforce
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just a FYI, if you get annoyed/angry at someone for not being peer pressured into doing sexual things with someone you dont know, you're a piece of shit <3
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Imagine this ratio
Chanko Boy@ChankoBoy94Oct 24
Replying to @GassyWendigo
Imagine wanting to huff deer farts instead of grade a quality frog swamp gas
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[ conditioning percentage 0%] Good morning test subject. …hm…I will return when you stop thrashing around. *jots something down on a clipboard and walks away* [1/5]
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[conditioning percentage 63%] Good morning test subje- please remove yourself from the glass and asssu-.. good. Obedience levels acceptable, promotion to larger containment cell permitted. Allowed choice of one personal item or further increase of breathing ex- good choice.
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[conditioning percentage 100%] Subject is entirely dependent, obedience levels absolute. Intelligence vastly lowered. Awareness vastly depleted. Lung capacity 287%, product ready for market. Fart muffler training complete, to be further trained to customers requests. [5/5]
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💀 Mothmans FAT gut gurgling. squirming and leaning over he unleashes a belch in your face “SorRr- GGHHhhhHuOuUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuUUOOUUUURRRhh-“ And your face is melted off after the blast💚 Don’t worry, he’ll reform you! He’s got plenty more for you to tank.
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The grongler
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Fun fact, the liquor stone drinks is so high in percent and frequent if he makes you chug his piss you can actually get quite drunk <3
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stonewendigo's strawpage

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Hm? Oh yeah I think he went to the store to pick up some snacks, we can just start playing without him, cmon your friend is stuffed 18 inches deep into stones muggy deer butt and will be until he gets up to get the door when food arrives in 5 hours Luckily he has plenty of air!
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Making you break up with your girlfriend and explain you’d rather chug nasty wet, sloppy deer farts from my fat blubbery ass than be with her. “B- but we’re engaged…we have a life to-“ bbfhhrhBbfhhrbBhfrHfruAUUUAHUbhtt… And you whimper and come dive into my fat ass! 🖕☺️loll
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💚🦌💨🖤 *stops leaning against the wall and a slimy set of bones clatters to the ground* Oh, finally you’re here, yeah it’s just up the street, let’s go *casual accidental deaths are common with me~*
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Huhhghh…? *gets up and sees my stomach broke every slat on the bed* Oh right…*tenses and crushes the entire party guest list from last night into a dense ball<3* Guhhghhh, fuckkk whoever’s house this is, will need new plumbing. BBbwbbwbHwhrhBboott..and foundations. ;3🫧
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