Break immoral laws & wheel out dem choppy bois! No spoons left - ONLY KNIVES. Not straight & Salty AF
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This, imo, is directly contradicted by the fact that the ad had Acton’s mother boast about her supposed work in government programs for survivors of sexual abuse. It was literally the only biographical detail they included about her.
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So, absolutely nothing on the guy that tried to do a hit at the WH Correspondence Dinner. No trial, no information, not a fucking word.
staged
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I texted my children that we got the puppy they’ve been begging me for and sent them a link with pictures. 🐶When they clicked on the link, it took them to a webpage that said YOU’RE GROUNDED. They’ll be spending the weekend retaking our family’s cybersecurity training course.
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Conman’s last three closing ads:
- Woman married to a convicted incestuous pedophile, with cameo from said pedophile
- Petty criminal who chose her daughter’s rapist over her two children
- A “lifetime Democrat” who in reality is a paid actor.
Take a bow @jchabria
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(holding my cat) i love you so much. i would kill anyone for you (remembering that that’s a reactionary violent right wing coded way to express love) i mean i would build a hundred cities for you
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This has been one of the strangest weeks yet for Trump's health. At rally after rally, he blurted out random noises and seemed visibly confused. Now, he just posted this cryptic message:
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It’s a Friday. You get a notification. He has fallen down the airstairs. You open twitter. The video is everywhere. Every tweet is a 10/10. He’s on the ground, pants down, diaper out. He’s rushed to the hospital. But reports say he’s already 💀
You wait.
Champagne is chilled.
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If SARS-CoV-2 was really damaging people’s frontal lobes, you’d be noticing people being more brazenly rude, hostile, bigoted, antisocial, and tribalistic. Both online & irl.
You’d notice people would be quicker to lose their temper, and unable to keep a lid on their emotions.
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I have a confession to make that might make some of you feel differently about me, but that’s ok. I understand. Here goes.
Until I was married, I also had the same exact last name as my brother. I know the conspiracies are about to run wild, but
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Capitalism: If you don't like your job, you can just get a new one.
Me: Ok, I want a new job.
Capitalism: Oh sorry, it's the time every six years where the entire economy has to collapse so rich people can loot it. have you considered begging in the street for scraps?
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MAGA says Ilhan Omar isn't using her real name.
Melania Trump was born Melanija Knavs.
Ted Cruz was born Rafael Edward Cruz.
JD Vance was born James Donald Bowman.
Nikki Haley was born Nimarata Nikki Randhawa.
Mike Johnson's real first name is James.
Rand Paul is Randal Paul.
Newt Gingrich was born Newton Leroy McPherson.
But suddenly MAGA wants a congressional investigation into names?
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An analysis of voter registration records reveals Republican operative Scott Presler had 3 out-of-state voters use his Pennsylvania address to vote in the 2024 election.
This is a textbook example of voter fraud.
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How I imagine the situation inside Team Vivek recently (if there’s at least one sane person there anyway)
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Buried on page 30 of 'Sir' David Bellend's report into antisemitism in schools in the UK it explicitly says there hasn't been a rise in antisemitism, only in anti-Israel sentiment. Astonishingly fraudulent crisis/debate, all to shield a genocidal state
