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20 | Bi | I hate funnel cake | DMs are always open talk to me | Aspiring Voice Actor | follows are NOT endorsements | PLAY YAKUZA NOW Pfp by: @alexiycat

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Joined July 2022
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jk rowling's house maids trying to deliver her ritalin
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googling boobs and going to images
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"your alarm has been set for 4 hours and 57 minutes from now"
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πŸ¦‡Happy HalloweenπŸŽƒ
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This is still one of the greatest twitter posts of all time sometimes I'll just think about it and get a giggle fit
jk rowling's house maids trying to deliver her ritalin
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Are you guys going Trick or Treating?
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laning against DeadMan Danny
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I wish the miserable, slimy techbros who have constantly told us that AI was coming for our jobs and that were were obsolete for the last two years a very merry "Put your things in a box and vacate the building by noon." this holiday season.
$930,000,000,000 wiped out from the US stock market at open. Absolute Bloodbath.
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Watching my little pony porn on my 2000$ gaming laptop while stuffing my face with Burger King French fries and farting
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Me when i recognize the motif
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AI BUBBLE POPPED LETSS FUCKING GOOO
🚨 INSANE CRASH $940 BILLION has been wipedout from US stocks at market open today. AI trade is breaking....
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So that's explains why their Steve is a white dude
christ almighty bro @Blendeor what are we SAYING
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Ghostface fight LITERALLY ANYONE ELSE
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Jerma shoots poop out of his eyes
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