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Snorting substances off your partners genitals is something that should be reserved for marriage.
It's too romantic for a casual gangbang.
I just wanna find someone who loves me as much as @mouthy_mom_ loves Alabama football
I think the rogue AI is already out in the wild and they’re trying to prepare us for it with all these drops. And now I’ve joined the conspiracy
theorists like @mouthy_mom_
But this is a good idea
Why do I feel like a perfect date might be taking @mouthy_mom_ to a high school football game, hit the drive thru and cruise the backroads and talk for a couple hours
If only I could find someone who looked at me the way that @mouthy_mom_ looks at Nick Saban
She’s getting a shoe deal for the same reason anybody gets a shoe deal. They can sell shoes. People wanna buy it. She’s got eyeballs on the sport and people with money willing to pay out for the shoes.
That’s exactly the point. Congress should be making that determination not a random president.
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The Supreme Court has allowed TPS for Haitians to end, putting families in Springfield and communities across the country at risk of being sent back to a country in chaos. Congress can and should extend these protections.
.@mouthy_mom_ has been quiet for a couple days. Always makes me nervous.
I feel like I need to know how this went
My new matchmaking client in Dallas is afraid he’s not attractive enough for his first match.
The woman is admittedly beautiful, but she saw his photos. She knows what he does for work. She’s excited to meet him!
This isn’t the first time I’ve heard this sentiment from a client. Many guys mistakenly believe they’re undesirable after years of getting passed over on Hinge...
Still, if you don’t believe a woman could be into you, she won’t be. I’m trying to pump him up before his date Thursday 🙏
I’ve seen what this man has been eating. RIP his colon. Someone invite him over for a home cooked meal pronto













