@AlysiaSimone

almost empty-nester. stuck storyteller. currently engulfed in a wicked existential crisis.

 behind God's back
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Joined June 2010
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Best hip-hop song of '92 (which is saying a lot)
Hits Junkie
@hitsjunkieAug 11
They Reminisce Over You (T.R.O.Y.) - Pete Rock & C.L. Smooth (1992) 🔥🔥 Produced by Pete Rock & CL Smooth
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𝑭𝒓𝒆𝒚𝒚
@Freyy_isMar 10
the most performative part of job searching is sitting in an interview and explaining your deep passion for a company you genuinely did not know existed until you saw the listing three days ago.
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Renee@PettyLupone24 Nov 2025
It doesn’t matter that y’all used a Black woman for this PSA, some kinfolk are gonna clean their poultry regardless. Just let this one go. 😂
The Associated Press
@AP24 Nov 2025
As Thanksgiving gets closer, health experts have one big reminder: don’t rinse your turkey, chicken or any other poultry.
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Stephen Colbert and Jimmy Kimmel both getting cooked this year should tell everybody where we truly are. If two beloved rich ass white men can’t say what they want to say, we are past emergency level of danger
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Peter Daou
@peterdaou11 Sep 2025
America was founded in violence, expanded through violence, glorifies violence, exports violence, and justifies violence. Then when violence happens, every politician pretends to be shocked.
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We truly lived in a golden age
Sassington, M.C.
@MissSassbox30 Aug 2025
if you know what this is and how to use it, your knees crack when you get up
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I cannot stop watching this scene. Give them all thr awards #TheGildedAge
Cris ✨@lionesspike4 Aug 2025
everyone was acting for their life in this scene #thegildedage
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Mukhtar
@I_amMukhtar1 Aug 2025
You can watch here Bassem Youssef educating the Nelk Boys, the guys who platformed Benjamin Netanyahu. youtu.be/GW-yaLz-3OE?si=z0YT…
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Yashar Ali 🐘
@yashar21 Jul 2025
BREAKING Malcolm-Jamal Warner, co-star of the Cosby Show, has died after drowning. He was 54. TMZ reports.
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Replying to @dieworkwear
British people complaining about their country being “invaded” will never not be funny to me🤣
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Everything Price Sufferer (but especially eggs)@agraybee26 Mar 2025
There is exactly one generation that can rotate a pdf and there will never be another. The knowledge dies with us.
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Brooklyn White-Grier
@brooklynrwhite18 Mar 2025
BIG NEWS: I’M WRITING MY FIRST BOOK! It’s a deep look at rap battles and beefs between women. okayplayer.com/amp/brooklyn-…

Brooklyn White-Grier’s New Book to Explore History of Women Rap Battles

The veteran culture writer will release the book through Amistad Books.

okayplayer.com
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@BrianZisook3 Jan 2025
Calling an artist an ‘industry plant’ is admitting you weren’t aware of them before & don’t understand digital marketing. Saying an artist ‘fell off’ shows you don’t understand social media algorithms or how audience interests evolve.
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HΞZΞKIAH@kingdomofyhvh4 Mar 2025
one of Snoop's hardest songs with great storytelling
Glasses Malone 🏴‍☠️
@gmalone4 Mar 2025
"murder was the case that gave me....."

Snoop Dogg - Murder Was The Case

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this cannot be real life. what a performative joke this address is.. on both sides smh.
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i'm bored. this is boring
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Rep Slotkin delivers a smart, strong, & coherent rebuttal. Need Dems future talk & action to follow suit. 👏👏👏
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