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(She/Her) Marketing, esports, Photograpy, Social Media, Dodgers, oh my. I’m a mom friend with dad jokes. My thoughts are my own. 🖤🤍💜

Joined April 2009
people like "fall out boy what are these prices???" when it's a tour with 4 bands. and honestly not nearly as bad as gaga lmao
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Your opportunity has come to be the mega corporation that ends the world, once and for all! Broker deals, trade resources, and work your way to the Inner Circle by leaving everyone behind in Minutes to Midnight: The Board Game, available now! #MinutesToMidnight #Games #UpperDeckEnt
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You ever just been so constantly in pain that you want to cry in the middle of your work day?
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Don’t stress if you forget my love, it’s right where you left it.
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both my victor and venator thanked me for heals i feel so fulfilled what a great game
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manifesting
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singing along while watching the mall out boy livestream
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im kinda sad/annoyed i didn't get the spotify presale/reserved because what do u mean
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IMMEDIATE PRAYER CIRCLE: 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 FALL OUT BOY 🕯 TOUR 🕯 TICKET SUCCESS 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯
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My Spotify wrapped is gonna be like “so clearly you liked this new fall out boy song that came out on November 9th and listened to it 200+ times”
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Alyssa retweeted
"why aren't there more women in esports?"
Sjokz reveals she had to switch hotel rooms overnight due to security concerns after defending abortion rights "I'm a lightning rod for all these things.. Women see me as someone who is inspirational for them and for that I'm extremely thankful.. I will happily share the burden, so you have a better future."
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[seductively takes off glasses] wow you're fucking blurry
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“你们在看吗?" #T1WIN
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Alyssa retweeted
The notebook:
My elder millennial brain still believes a fresh notebook could turn this entire operation around.
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"I LOVE TEXAS" 🤠
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