Naturally a dog lover, fan of beer. Professional comedian (in my head). I enjoy watching Chad yell at the xbox. Bartender/waitress🤘 tip or go the f$*! home! 🤘
Texas
Joined March 2014
- Tweets621
- Following182
- Followers75
- Likes5.1K
Pinned Tweet
Me: hi, im Amanda, ill be taking care o- *gets cut off by customer*
#dearcustomer : bud light.
Me: * i snap* well hello bud light, how are you today? Can i get you an ice tea or ice cold beer to start off?
Amanda retweeted
ORANGE-sized hail reported in Lubbock.
Severe Thunderstorm WARNING for Lubbock County and southern Hale until 8pm
Amanda retweeted
🚨📱🌮🚨
RT to Enter! We're bringing you MORE FREE stuff on Tuesdays w/ #TMoBell - to celebrate we’re looking for 5 lucky winners to claim our amazing Magenta prize pack incl 1 with a $500 Taco Bell Gift Card! No purch nec. Rules: t-mo.co/Bell
Amanda retweeted
Rest in peace, Luke Perry 💔
The actor passed away at the age of 52, just days after suffering a massive stroke. gma.abc/2NJjBCV
Amanda retweeted
Since our daughter was a little girl I would lift her up on our coffee table or the ottoman and we would practice our daddy daughter dance for her wedding. Dog has been her stand-in since she moved out. Dog isn’t very good at twirls.
That’s what we’re doing in our AVI
Amanda retweeted
This is Duke. He was first elected mayor of Cormorant as a write-in candidate in 2014. In 2016, literally everyone in the village voted for him. Duke passed away last week at the age of 13. He served with great honor and fluffy passion, and has been awarded the very rare 15/10
Not ok🤬
A disabled man and his registered #servicedog were told to get off a @Delta Air Lines plane, strictly because his service #dog was a #pitbull. Shame on you #Delta Air Lines!😡 #DontBullyMyBreed
Via Rice4257 & Pawsitive Paws Rescues
🌍👉@WorldAnimalNews @Peace_4_Animals
The best moment of 2018 by far was when @jimmyfallon thought he got bit by the fake tarantula. Im crying 🤣
I am thoroughly enjoying @AlyssaEdwards_1 in Dancing Queen. This Netflix original is something I didnt know I needed in my life😁
Amanda retweeted
Freddie Mercury died 27 years ago. In honor of his death, here he is running around the stage in a cape. I'm not sure if there's anything more Freddie Mercury than this. Enjoy your day darlings.
