Amanda Marsh

@[email protected] #Mastodon – at Ossining, NY

Politicians should get one vote deducted for each sign left on public right-of-ways past Election Day. At least make erected signs useful and non-partisan: reminders of dates/locations to vote, where to find sample ballots, how to register, where to read bios and positions, etc. – at Ossining, NY

I suppose there's currently no overstock of light bulbs, because the sign has been like this for weeks.

The candy and magazine industries need to lobby against self-checkouts at supermarkets. Just think how many fewer @Skittles, @mmschocolate, and @readersdigest are impulsively purchased when you're forced to scan your own and not wait behind someone with 50+ items in their cart.

Well, @PaulNoth nailed this one. Today, @cvspharmacy wouldn't sell me replacement tubing and a new mask for my nebulizer without a prescription. Seems breathing is more regulated, huh?

Would that be the box or Big Mac? 🤔

Xander made his first trip to the polling booth this morning to vote for the @OssiningSchools Board of Education, @OssiningLibrary Board of Trustees, and school and library funding. His take: "More books!" #ossining #opride #vote

My four-year-old, out of nowhere: "You know, if you want to save 100% on a new phone, you should go to @TMobile."

My two-year-old hopped on @messenger when I set my phone down. I won't be surprised if @OldNavy takes a restraining order out on me. #toddlerlife

Wordle 220 1/6 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 It's possible! Holy crap. Thank you, band I was listening to tonight, for the first-guess inspiration. #wordle #game #puzzle

Things I didn't need to see today: Jeff Bezos referred to as "Prime beef."

You know @sesamestreet is effective when my nearly two-year-old was marching around the bedroom at midnight, repeating, "I wonder? What if? Let's try!" I wonder why you're not asleep. What if you lay back down in bed? Let's try and get some sleep, kid. Really feeling it today 😴

Whamageddoned as of 2:38pm. Thanks, @WCBSFM. I didn't even purposely put on the radio! It started as I turned on the car. My worst performance to date. #whamageddon2021 #whamageddon

I cleaned a good portion of the kitchen today, collected a large box of paper recyclables, gathered two bags of garbage, and made website updates today. Thanks, Facebook! #productivity #facebookdown #nodistractions

Oh, hi, Twitter. Is Facebook and Instagram down? No one seems to be talking about it.

Easily the worst part about being adult: never being taught paper towel math in high school. But have no fear, @Target has this handy chart to make it... easier?

The @nytxw_checker bot should shift its attention from the word TEAT to CRETAN. Was that thrice this week? #nytxw

Searched @google for #tornado info after three emergency alerts. Uhh. #eas #westchester #weather

Considering the next time July 31 falls on a Saturday is in 2027, that is one long tropical rainstorm, @accuweather. (But with the way the world is going, I could believe it.) #weather