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friendly reminder that i’m not gonna follow or follow back anyone who doesn’t have their age in their bio 🫶🏻
this is so fucking funny to me no matter how many times i’ve seen this clip flustered phil will always make me laugh
i’m not even a part of 5sos twt or 1d twt but my twt algorithm knows i like them, but all i’m seeing is ppl fighting each other likeeee i’m not gonna touch any of those fandoms with a ten foot pole … ig i’m just gonna stay casual bc jesus christ..
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they had a situationship #hltspoilers
i saw someone asking dan and phil what breed they would be if they were dogs but this dog is quite literally just danisnotonfire
guys … i was so drunk last night.. the last thing i remember was sending in a hard launch and i am so fucking scared bc I DONT WANT DNP AND EVERYONE ELSE LISTEN TO ME DRUNKENLY GIGGLE MY STORY I AM MORTIFIED PLS DONT PICK MY HL
sigh why don’t ppl at the age of 40 don’t want to chat about my silly little friends dan and phil ????
i am drunk at a birtheay party and nobody here knows dan and phil and all i want to discuss is dan and phil :(
i’m going to socialise today at a birthday party where i don’t really know anyone pls send me some vibes























