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@AnAlphaToAll

A ring-master who has everything to gain & nothing to lose between the ropes. Pipe down & take notes—the Alpha knows best. • @WWEGable parody.

 With a living legend. 122021
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Number one, baby!
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ugh…
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Especially no guilt about winning.
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Chad Gable is handing out title shot after title shot to all these luchadors that, if my memory serves me correctly, he spent all of last year bullying and making a mockery of. Some would say the title shots are a form of guilt. But see me? I have no guilt about anything.
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Man on a mission.
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Be the difference.
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Check the jiggle.
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Bearing this tire with honor and prestige.
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I did what they said I couldn’t.
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Ethan Page, give me your best shot.
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What I do see is Chad standing there calling himself an Intercontinental Champion and Penta standing there calling himself a luchador, and somehow everybody just forgets that I’m standing right there. I am the King of the Luchadores. That means I control the traffic around here.
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I didn’t just exceed expectations. I became your new intercontinental champion.
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WE DID IT!!!! 🫡 #SummerSlam
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Dangerous. | Not @RandyOrton.@SlitherInDeceitAug 3
I’m the biggest @AnAlphaToAll fan.
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Dangerous. | Not @RandyOrton.@SlitherInDeceitAug 3
Fucking hell man. That win has brought me to more tears than my own. @AnAlphaToAll scratched and clawed for this. I couldn’t be prouder. This is only the beginning. Our intercontinental champion!
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Dangerous. | Not @RandyOrton.@SlitherInDeceitAug 2
How does gable carry that thick ass. Fuck.
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Dangerous. | Not @RandyOrton.@SlitherInDeceitAug 2
This is chad’s night.
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(So happy for Chad. 🥹)
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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Monday nights just got a whole lot better.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀
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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ A better man.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀
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