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Chris Keating retweeted
spotify knew my playlists would be too powerful if i had access to natural one by folk implosion
Chris Keating retweeted
Well, it was never the first 18 years of a century that the Red Sox had trouble with.
"ONE TINY SPARK BECOMES A NIGHT OF BLAZING SUSPENSE"
(Towering Inferno)
How well they know me.
Forget astrology. The tagline of the #1 movie at the box office the day you were born, that determines your fate from now on
I could cite several Martin McDonagh moments, but Wee Thomas's entrance in Lieutenant of Inishmore (Lyceum 2006) completely destroyed the room. Saw it with my Mom and sister and we still joke about it.
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Chris Keating retweeted
I was actually at this event, and this is a much more accurate unspooling of the exchange than McCain simply saying “he’s not an Arab.” I’d add even more context: the McCain campaign was HYPER AWARE of the birther/racist attacks on Obama being made elsewhere.
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Flagging this for my Minny peeps. @travisbedard @meganreilly @markvsql @TrishZV
So I'm going to host a show on October 13th at the Fitzgerald Theater in St Paul. @PFTompkins @aimeemann @tedleo @anamariecox and @winnerbowzer & her band will be there. It's called THE HILARIOUS NIGHT OF DEPRESSION. facebook.com/events/17681870…
Chris Keating retweeted
Which famous Chris is the best?
10%Levitation Chris
11%Blurry Chris
14%Dumpster Chris
65%The Chris Who Screams
14,420 votes • Final results Chris Keating retweeted
He drinks a whiskey drink.
He paints a sausage link.
He sues a skating rink.
He makes a falcon wink.
Hey @travisbedard and others: any suggestions on where to find good monologues for young teens? My nephew's starting to audition more and will need a couple.
Chris Keating retweeted
I wrote this both as a SOTU primer and as some free advice for Alec Baldwin. teapaw.org/nytopinion/status/9584…
Trump doesn’t like to turn his head. Instead, he turns his entire upper body and shoulders, leaning his head forward like a pigeon eyeing stale bread crust, writes @TonyAtamanuik nyti.ms/2Fvqmmy
"Cool. Good news. Definitely cool," he said, sealing the bunker door behind him. teapaw.org/travisbedard/status/90…
Spider drinks graphene, spins web that can hold the weight of a human buff.ly/2jhs44M @AnalogNation they're singing your song.
