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hi it’s Ace!! i used to work for @BlaseballPro and i sometimes write good and also i’m funny sometimes. NicApproved (he/they)

Joined January 2021
one year ago today, i saw this tweet and thought “this looks cool, i think i’ll bookmark it and check it out tomorrow.” for once, i followed through, and after #oneyearofblaseball i’m extremely glad that i did
My son’s game studio created a safe version of baseball for 2020 (but for those who surely will be confused, it’s NOT intended to be serious!) blaseball.com.
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all i needed to hear
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almost wrote my blaseball sendoff as a parody of losing my edge and i'm not sure whether that would have been better or worse than what i submitted
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i do hope we get a parker goodbye
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thank you game band thank you blaseball twitter thank you everyone who made this such a special experience and community. it’s kind of surreal having this end after all it’s given me the past couple years but i look back on it so fondly. RIV and we are all love blaseball
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blaseball: making the impossible possible since season 1 (beta)
Congratulations to your new Evil Conference Champions!
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this is such a blaseball
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bizarre box score of the day: the Steaks put up 7 runs against the Tacos in the bottom of the 1st, then both teams went scoreless for the next 8 innings for a final score of 7-0
72503 is the zip code for batesville, arkansas
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oh parker
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72503 is the zip code for batesville, arkansas
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the party never ends
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so there are four different color solar eclipses now
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oh god wait is the crew chief selected by which ump incinerates the most players
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WAKE UP PLAY BALL
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Anastasia Isarobot has been Incinerated
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really ironic that there are no wills in this election now that parker is a notary
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teams' shadows are now visible on-site
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however, only players who got crashed into by black hole fallers are currently visible
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me when you ask who i'm rooting for in the playoffs
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whoops sorry guys
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late night blaseball twitter question of the day: what's everyone's favorite pasta shape
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fusilli or rigatoni are probably my top staples but rotelle is a fun one
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