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EDGAR Analyst. Parody. Believe nothing you hear, and only one half that you see

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Joined March 2021
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The AI bubble will burst when Alphabet changes its name to AIphabet
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馃毃 BREAKING: Trump signs executive order renaming SI to AI (American Intelligence)
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Raise an AI farm and watch the servers run freely from your porch
somebody explain to me what regular people are supposed to do when AI takes their job and everything still costs more every month. what鈥檚 the actual plan here because i haven鈥檛 heard one
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Jack Dorsey just made $600M by firing 4000 people. If he gave each of them $1M he'd still have $596M
BREAKING: Block stock, $XYZ, surges over +20% after announcing plans to cut over 40% of their workforce.
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is this the double man date the FED talks about?
Just when I thought I鈥檇 seen it all I find out there鈥檚 a doubles luge where they just stack two people on top of each other
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Weak men create hard times
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AGI confirmed
Small-but-happy win: If you tell ChatGPT not to use em-dashes in your custom instructions, it finally does what it's supposed to do!
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changing twitter to X was actually a brilliant move and everyone should be calling it that
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my man went straight for the ult
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10Y futures basically flat for the day. The bond market ain't buyin' Trump's deal
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Should Europe liberate Americans from their tyrannical government?
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NVDA works 3 months a year and is worth $3T. Work smarter not harder
Most employers use the holiday weekend as an opportunity to rest and relax, but I use it as a test. Every holiday Monday, I check who is online and working and who is offline. Any employees not working, I deactivate their access and tell them on Tuesday that they鈥檙e fired.
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OpenA馃憗
excited for general paul nakasone to join the openai board for many reasons, including the critical importance of adding safety and security expertise as we head into our next phase.
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This has to be the worst timing in the history of bad timings
Covered at 40.09 long at 40.23
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the woke mind virus caused Tesla to miss delivery target
New: Tesla shares dropped 7% in pre-market trading after the EV maker suffered its first year-over-year sales drop since the early days of the Covid pandemic trib.al/F0qdzdv
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"How could US have known about the Moscow attacks?" Truly a mystery
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AI startups can't catch a break
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